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re: Why does it matter how fat a girl is if you are just hooking up with her?
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:03 pm to Skillet
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:03 pm to Skillet
Wasn't borderline fat but a little on the thick side and her dad owned a "catfish house" in the BR area. Stunk downstairs when she took pants off and after a bj said I had to go to the car to get something and left.
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Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:04 pm to BamaSaint
Big girls like butt stuff....FACT
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:09 pm to Pelican fan99
Fatties unite bro
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:10 pm to goldennugget
quote:
Self respect Pedestalizing pussy
You're the biggest pussy on here how can you even post in this topic.
Be sure to lock your doors so your barista doesn't come scare you.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:13 pm to Tigeralum2008
quote:
Big girls like butt stuff....FACT
From my experiences I can confirm this
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:14 pm to Pelican fan99
Fat girls try a little too hard sometimes.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:17 pm to BamaSaint
Admit it, 1/2 you hero's on this board are married to Chubbies.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:19 pm to biglego
I never hit fat girls. I'd rather jerk off to a fine image. That's just me. I have my own standards.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:20 pm to Port Royal
quote:
Admit it, 1/2 you hero's on this board are married to Chubbies.
I tried to marry one but your wife wouldn't leave you for me
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:30 pm to Pelican fan99
After a point it matters. But up to that point I agree with you 100%
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:33 pm to Pelican fan99
There are levels to this.
I'm straight, so nothing matters other than my ability to get a boner. If I can perform, then she's hot enough.
Most guys around here are actually sort of gay, though. That is, there are a lot of chicks that can make them hard, but they're worried that their male friends might ostracize them for fricking a chick who isn't hot enough. This is very gay, and we all know a ton of dudes like this.
Basically, if you decline hooking up with a chick because she's fat, you're basically just sort of gay.
I'm straight, so nothing matters other than my ability to get a boner. If I can perform, then she's hot enough.
Most guys around here are actually sort of gay, though. That is, there are a lot of chicks that can make them hard, but they're worried that their male friends might ostracize them for fricking a chick who isn't hot enough. This is very gay, and we all know a ton of dudes like this.
Basically, if you decline hooking up with a chick because she's fat, you're basically just sort of gay.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:34 pm to Pelican fan99
For me the main issue was getting a little taste of the sweet stuff and then being cut off for an extended period of time. That kind of thing plays on your mind and you start to get desperate. And like a dope feen, I turned to the cheap stuff. I wasn't bad but it was never quite the same high and it damn sure left track scars.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 9:59 pm to diat150
quote:With the exception of two exes, my studies show just the opposite
Big girl small pussy skinny girl huge pussy
*One of those exes got around A LOT before I dated her, and used to work herself over daily, so that was her excuse
Eta: Unless she's actually fat, dirty, or I hate her, I don't turn much down. I'm a dude, and I like banging women. That's what guys are supposed to do
This post was edited on 1/28/17 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 1/28/17 at 10:10 pm to Hammertime
I subscribed to that logic one night and once night ONLY. I even suggested she bath and freshen up since I met her while I was out at night. Ever since that night it is my firm belief that if cracks of flesh are deep enough they eventually marinate themselves in body fluids and odors that simply cannot be removed. My advise is to give up on this particular strategy to increase hookup averages and don't think about it again.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 10:16 pm to TurkeysAndBees
I am certainly not trying to increase how many girls I get with just to raise the numbers. I go for quality over quantity, but a white boy gotta eat
Posted on 1/28/17 at 10:18 pm to Pelican fan99
Since the beginning of time man has made fun of their friends for bagging the fatty slump buster. It's in our DNA.
Cane killed Able because of it. True story.
Cane killed Able because of it. True story.
Posted on 1/28/17 at 11:29 pm to RBWilliams8
If its warm and wet, what does it matter. It always ends the same way for me no matter who or how big the chick is.
Skeet skeet, mother fricker
Skeet skeet, mother fricker
Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:07 am to King
Doesn't matter. Friend A can bag a fatty one weekend then make fun of friend B bagging the same girl the following weekend. Just the way it is.
Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:27 am to Pelican fan99
Not gonna lie, I had several fatties back in my college days. It's slim pickings after 2am. No regrets thou, they're a lot of fun. They'll do EVERYTHING to please you 
Posted on 1/29/17 at 12:45 am to ballscaster
quote:If you have to state that you're straight, you're likely obfuscating and really, fricking gay, like in, flaming homo gay and ashamed of how flaming and swishy you are. Not that YOU are, though.
I'm straight, so nothing matters other than my ability to get a boner. If I can perform, then she's hot enough.
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