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re: Why Do You Get Drunk And/Or High?

Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:28 pm to
Posted by Ross
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Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:28 pm to
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he's the same enlightened genius that thinks the earth is a few thousand years old



oh yeah the "guesses and suppositions" dude

His self righteousness will surely win a lot more people over to his beliefs.
Posted by asphinctersayswhat
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Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:30 pm to
I do all drugs because the voices tell me to.
Posted by bencoleman
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Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:33 pm to
I realized at a young age that I was smarter than everyone around me. I have relentlessly pursued alcohol and drugs since then.
Posted by Old Money
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Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:34 pm to
I need to tone it down. Every-time I drink I just get reeeaaaally fricked up.

I drink because it's fun/socially. It actually has never helped me get laid. I'm much better sober.
This post was edited on 2/22/14 at 11:35 pm
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
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Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:34 pm to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:43 pm to
You know what I think's funny is how some people will question why you may drink alcohol on occasion but will never question when their doctor prescribes chemicals to be ingested into their bodies, as If that's somehow OK since he's a doctor.

Let me tell you something. I'm often my best physician, and at times, I will occasionally prescribe alcohol consumption rather than go to an MD to get happy pills. It works out pretty well. Mans been doing it for as long as human history began writing it down, and I feel sure there are probably some pictures painted on a cave somewhere that documents it in cave art..


Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:50 pm to
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You know what I think's funny is how some people will question why you may drink alcohol on occasion but will never question when their doctor prescribes chemicals to be ingested into their bodies, as If that's somehow OK since he's a doctor.

you do realize he went to school for like 7 years and then had 3 years of residency learning what your body does/doesn't need?

what formal education in "drinking alcohol" do you have?

quote:

I'm often my best physician, and at times, I will occasionally prescribe alcohol consumption rather than go to an MD to get happy pills. It works out pretty well. Mans been doing it for as long as human history began writing it down, and I feel sure there are probably some pictures painted on a cave somewhere that documents it in cave art..

today we certainly strive to live as long as those cave people
Posted by drizztiger
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Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:50 pm to
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I realized at a young age that I was smarter than everyone around me. I have relentlessly pursued alcohol and drugs since then.
Sounds about right. Drugs not so much nowadays.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
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Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:51 pm to
im about to get drunk


my great grandmother died today
Posted by td01241
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:01 am to
I bet you believe in god lol
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:07 am to
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I realized at a young age that I was smarter than everyone around me. I have relentlessly pursued alcohol and drugs since then.


Same here. You want to hang out sometime?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:08 am to
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he's the same enlightened genius that thinks the earth is a few thousand years old


and likely flat as well.
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:17 am to
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OMLandshark
Where did you start?

I was 146 in 8th grade or so. Think I'm around 130 now. It's helped but I still do a lot of
Posted by AgMike
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:44 am to
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Mr. Misanthrope Family Tradition


Came for this response
Posted by Jet12
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:47 am to
I have general anxiety disorder, which includes social anxiety. I hate being around large groups of people (ex. in a bar, at a party), but a little alcohol helps. Alcohol is actually an anxiolytic - it helps to ease anxiety.

So I kind of have a legit medical excuse.
Posted by LockitUp
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:58 am to
Then the pants cum off
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 1:01 am to
Stop and think it over

Put yourself in my unique position

If I get stoned and sing all night long

It's a family tradition
Posted by Jet12
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 1:02 am to
Stop being so mad.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 1:04 am to
quote:

you do realize he went to school for like 7 years and then had 3 years of residency learning what your body does/doesn't need?

what formal education in "drinking alcohol" do you have?


You ingest chemicals. I'll moderate my alcohol intake and await the pharmaceutical class action lawsuit commercial. I'll crack one in you and the doctor's honor.
This post was edited on 2/23/14 at 1:19 am
Posted by Geaux9
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Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 2/23/14 at 1:13 am to
Because there's stuff on earth that makes me feel good, so why not take advantage of it.
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