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re: Why Do You Get Drunk And/Or High?
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:28 pm to Uncle Stu
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:28 pm to Uncle Stu
quote:
he's the same enlightened genius that thinks the earth is a few thousand years old
oh yeah the "guesses and suppositions" dude
His self righteousness will surely win a lot more people over to his beliefs.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:30 pm to Ross
I do all drugs because the voices tell me to.


Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:33 pm to beejon
I realized at a young age that I was smarter than everyone around me. I have relentlessly pursued alcohol and drugs since then.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:34 pm to beejon
I need to tone it down. Every-time I drink I just get reeeaaaally fricked up.
I drink because it's fun/socially. It actually has never helped me get laid. I'm much better sober.
I drink because it's fun/socially. It actually has never helped me get laid. I'm much better sober.
This post was edited on 2/22/14 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:43 pm to asphinctersayswhat
You know what I think's funny is how some people will question why you may drink alcohol on occasion but will never question when their doctor prescribes chemicals to be ingested into their bodies, as If that's somehow OK since he's a doctor.
Let me tell you something. I'm often my best physician, and at times, I will occasionally prescribe alcohol consumption rather than go to an MD to get happy pills. It works out pretty well. Mans been doing it for as long as human history began writing it down, and I feel sure there are probably some pictures painted on a cave somewhere that documents it in cave art..

Let me tell you something. I'm often my best physician, and at times, I will occasionally prescribe alcohol consumption rather than go to an MD to get happy pills. It works out pretty well. Mans been doing it for as long as human history began writing it down, and I feel sure there are probably some pictures painted on a cave somewhere that documents it in cave art..

Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:50 pm to Mike da Tigah
quote:
You know what I think's funny is how some people will question why you may drink alcohol on occasion but will never question when their doctor prescribes chemicals to be ingested into their bodies, as If that's somehow OK since he's a doctor.
you do realize he went to school for like 7 years and then had 3 years of residency learning what your body does/doesn't need?
what formal education in "drinking alcohol" do you have?
quote:
I'm often my best physician, and at times, I will occasionally prescribe alcohol consumption rather than go to an MD to get happy pills. It works out pretty well. Mans been doing it for as long as human history began writing it down, and I feel sure there are probably some pictures painted on a cave somewhere that documents it in cave art..
today we certainly strive to live as long as those cave people
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:50 pm to bencoleman
quote:Sounds about right. Drugs not so much nowadays.
I realized at a young age that I was smarter than everyone around me. I have relentlessly pursued alcohol and drugs since then.
Posted on 2/22/14 at 11:51 pm to drizztiger
im about to get drunk
my great grandmother died today
my great grandmother died today
Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:01 am to beejon
I bet you believe in god lol
Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:07 am to bencoleman
quote:
I realized at a young age that I was smarter than everyone around me. I have relentlessly pursued alcohol and drugs since then.
Same here. You want to hang out sometime?
Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:08 am to Uncle Stu
quote:
he's the same enlightened genius that thinks the earth is a few thousand years old
and likely flat as well.
Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:17 am to OMLandshark
quote:Where did you start?
OMLandshark
I was 146 in 8th grade or so. Think I'm around 130 now. It's helped but I still do a lot of

Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:44 am to Mr. Misanthrope
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Mr. Misanthrope Family Tradition
Came for this response
Posted on 2/23/14 at 12:47 am to beejon
I have general anxiety disorder, which includes social anxiety. I hate being around large groups of people (ex. in a bar, at a party), but a little alcohol helps. Alcohol is actually an anxiolytic - it helps to ease anxiety.
So I kind of have a legit medical excuse.
So I kind of have a legit medical excuse.

Posted on 2/23/14 at 1:01 am to beejon
Stop and think it over
Put yourself in my unique position
If I get stoned and sing all night long
It's a family tradition
Put yourself in my unique position
If I get stoned and sing all night long
It's a family tradition
Posted on 2/23/14 at 1:04 am to SlowFlowPro
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you do realize he went to school for like 7 years and then had 3 years of residency learning what your body does/doesn't need?
what formal education in "drinking alcohol" do you have?
You ingest chemicals. I'll moderate my alcohol intake and await the pharmaceutical class action lawsuit commercial. I'll crack one in you and the doctor's honor.

This post was edited on 2/23/14 at 1:19 am
Posted on 2/23/14 at 1:13 am to beejon
Because there's stuff on earth that makes me feel good, so why not take advantage of it.
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