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re: Why do women hate farts so much? They are hilarious but women get way too upset

Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by carrguitar
Member since Oct 2014
946 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

If a chick rips a huge fart in front of you, she's likely pretty cool.


Absolutely. She’s most likely very cool and down to earth.



You guys all acting like it's cool when girls rip arse and all I can imagine is you laughing in a trailer married to someone that looks like Gail Lewis wearing a Tweety Bird shirt
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
13413 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

There are two things that all men think are funny and women do not:

Farting
The Three Stooges

Posted by WoodCrafter
Member since Jan 2010
1074 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Got to love beans, though


Sooo, HowYouDoin? Pull my finger.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70701 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Armpit farts are the best.


Oooh, I haven’t entertained myself with that in a while. Thanks for the idea!
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9799 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

but doesn’t fart in front of me.


Why not?

Posted by Old Character
Member since Jan 2018
1511 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:24 pm to
F that. Farts are gross and if you’re a chick and you consciously fart in front of me your arse is gone.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58675 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

Don't blame me that yall suck so much
might want to look in a mirror
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17666 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:35 pm to
quote:


Burping amd farting are.major no no's in my house...or maybe I should say her house. Even if I'm taking a dump and she hears a fart she let's me know about it.


This is borderline.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58675 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:36 pm to
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You’re a woman, right?
yes
quote:

Do you fart in front of your family
yes
quote:

friends?
not on purpose
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17666 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:37 pm to
quote:


Some women like to rip arse with folks


This is nasty, just nasty. I get it, women like to try to be funny but again, we've had that conversation.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133465 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:38 pm to
You know why women don't fart as much?


Can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17666 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:39 pm to
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Not particles, molecules


I literally laughed out loud.

Dude was acting like people do bumps of shite off the toilet seat.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17666 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:40 pm to
quote:


If a chick rips a huge fart in front of you, she's likely pretty cool.


Talk about semantics.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17331 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:42 pm to
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So when you smell a fart, you are breathing in particles that came from someone's arse.


Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148377 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:51 pm to
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I’ve often thought what if shite didn’t stink and it was a neutral smell like water. In which ways would life be different?
deep thinker huh Fartin Heidegger
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9799 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Talk about semantics.


Huh?
Posted by TD422
Destrehan, LA
Member since Jun 2019
802 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 4:05 pm to
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9799 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 4:08 pm to
That’s awesome
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
25036 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 4:33 pm to
Just imagine this girl having a nasty squirty diarrhea shite while ripping a gigantic fart in the process where she blows up the toilet.

Pretty attractive huh?





Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9799 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:00 pm to
Some people would say absolutely yes to that.
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