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re: Why do women hate farts so much? They are hilarious but women get way too upset
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:52 pm to cbree88
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:52 pm to cbree88
quote:
If a chick rips a huge fart in front of you, she's likely pretty cool.
Absolutely. She’s most likely very cool and down to earth.
You guys all acting like it's cool when girls rip arse and all I can imagine is you laughing in a trailer married to someone that looks like Gail Lewis wearing a Tweety Bird shirt
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:55 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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There are two things that all men think are funny and women do not:
Farting
The Three Stooges
Posted on 5/6/25 at 2:56 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Got to love beans, though
Sooo, HowYouDoin? Pull my finger.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:03 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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Armpit farts are the best.
Oooh, I haven’t entertained myself with that in a while. Thanks for the idea!
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:16 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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but doesn’t fart in front of me.
Why not?
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:24 pm to sidewalkside
F that. Farts are gross and if you’re a chick and you consciously fart in front of me your arse is gone.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:34 pm to sidewalkside
quote:might want to look in a mirror
Don't blame me that yall suck so much
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:35 pm to TSS4LSU
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Burping amd farting are.major no no's in my house...or maybe I should say her house. Even if I'm taking a dump and she hears a fart she let's me know about it.
This is borderline.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:36 pm to cbree88
quote:yes
You’re a woman, right?
quote:yes
Do you fart in front of your family
quote:not on purpose
friends?
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:37 pm to Aguga
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Some women like to rip arse with folks
This is nasty, just nasty. I get it, women like to try to be funny but again, we've had that conversation.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:38 pm to sidewalkside
You know why women don't fart as much?
Can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:39 pm to Jake88
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Not particles, molecules
I literally laughed out loud.
Dude was acting like people do bumps of shite off the toilet seat.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:40 pm to TooFyeToFly
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If a chick rips a huge fart in front of you, she's likely pretty cool.
Talk about semantics.
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:42 pm to Landmass
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So when you smell a fart, you are breathing in particles that came from someone's arse.

Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:51 pm to sledgehammer
quote:deep thinker huh Fartin Heidegger
I’ve often thought what if shite didn’t stink and it was a neutral smell like water. In which ways would life be different?
Posted on 5/6/25 at 3:54 pm to jizzle6609
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Talk about semantics.
Huh?
Posted on 5/6/25 at 4:05 pm to cbree88
Posted on 5/6/25 at 4:33 pm to sidewalkside
Just imagine this girl having a nasty squirty diarrhea shite while ripping a gigantic fart in the process where she blows up the toilet.
Pretty attractive huh?

Pretty attractive huh?

Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:00 pm to FLTech
Some people would say absolutely yes to that.
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