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re: Why do trashies love Michelob Ultra?

Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:32 am to
Posted by Pahnew
Member since Apr 2008
5374 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:32 am to
I'm living the Miller High Life
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
8914 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:33 am to
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I like it for the taste



Just drink a glass of water
Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:34 am to
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just as healthy


If y'all are choosing your beers based on how "healthy" they are....you're just doing "healthy" WRONG.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84667 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:34 am to
Ultra isn't terrible. I'll drink it for sure because I'm trashy
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
20209 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:37 am to
If you like Keystone what does that make you?


Asking for a friend.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30181 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:38 am to
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I love hearing “It has less calories.” and then seeing someone down 5 of them.


I hear you, but I think the logic is off. They are likely drinking 5 beers anyway.

5 Mic Ultras is 485 calories

5 IPAs is somewhere around 950.
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
7653 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:42 am to
So basically this is a thread that says “ I’m better than you guys because I drink a beer with a fancy logo and name”

That taste like dog shite
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17623 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:43 am to
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5 Mic Ultras is 485 calories

5 IPAs is somewhere around 950.


Exactly.

I know I'll be drinking at least 25 beers this Saturday

25 Ultras = 2,375 calories

25 Shiner Bocks = 3,500 calories
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39893 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:44 am to
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Ultra is a good choice when you know you're going to be drinking all day at a tailgate or other event.

So is any light beer and they all taste the same basically, that is the heart of OP questiosn. Why did a beer marketed toward women and golfers become the official beer of Ronnie meat heads at the mullet toss?

Lone star light or natty light are basically the same beer as ultra.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73586 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:49 am to
love my lite beer and light cigs, man. mind ya bidness
Posted by Howyouluhdat
On Fleek St
Member since Jan 2015
8914 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 7:49 am to
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5 Mic Ultras is 485 calories 5 IPAs is somewhere around 950.



Except the IPA's have you feeling right and the ultras have you pissing through a catheter
This post was edited on 3/14/18 at 7:50 am
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
30181 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 8:02 am to
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Except the IPA's have you feeling right and the ultras have you pissing through a catheter



Maybe, but the point was only about calories.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7150 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 8:21 am to
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but everyone saying they drink IPA’s, craft, stout, etc. is bullshitting!! Y’all hippie bitches act like true domestic beer is looked down on. Give me a fricking break!!!



I'm not even sure what the first part of this means. But what isn't "truly domestic" about craft beer. I can walk into a brewery and speak directly with the owner/head brewer, and he lives down the street from me. That's more "truly domestic" than some piss water shite brewed by a company headquartered in Belgium or England.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
56888 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 8:21 am to
It has less calories than the regular beer. Yes, blue is a violet and red is a rose and if you don’t believe me, I’m going to break your nose.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
63993 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 8:39 am to
Why do people come on here and trash things they don't like? It's not a bad beer though personally I like Shiner Blonde for a light beer but the GF likes the Mich Ultra
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84667 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 8:56 am to
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you like Keystone what does that make you?
I used to throw down some Keystones from the dirty 30 pack. Haven't had one in a few years.
Posted by TrouserTrout
Member since Nov 2017
6425 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:04 am to
You sound like a bitch.
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart of the Big Sleazy
Member since Oct 2008
3710 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:14 am to
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love hearing “It has less calories.” and then seeing someone down 5 of them. I hear you, but I think the logic is off. They are likely drinking 5 beers anyway. 5 Mic Ultras is 485 calories 5 IPAs is somewhere around 950.


Yeah but in one case you’re sober, and in the other case you got a buzz.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61366 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:18 am to
I am no fan of the taste, as it’s about as appealing to me as the rest of the big domestic beers are, but what is appealing is the fact it doesn’t equate to a meal in a bottle, and so is easier on my belly, and when you get older that plays a much bigger role in things. I can certainly see it’s appeal.

Posted by cbonfanti
Member since Sep 2011
96 posts
Posted on 3/14/18 at 9:23 am to
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Right because there’s less alcohol in ultra. Less calories = less alcohol


Negative Ultra is 4.2%, Bud light, Coors Light and Miller Lite are also 4.2%
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