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re: Why do such few women have good asses?

Posted on 1/19/17 at 11:46 am to
Posted by MetryMike
Member since Jun 2013
160 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 11:46 am to
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Give me a small firm Booty to flat over the urban arse any day


Agreed. Good taste there. A tip of my hat, good sir. (Really, it's my hat.)



I always went for the slender athletic hardbody girls. Of course general body shape is genetic, but gymnastics, dance, and other athletics from an early age can wonderfully enhance it.

While the percentage of girls who are overweight/inactive is deplorable, there are still lots of gems out there. OP is just in the wrong place, or has weird taste in arse.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 12:39 pm
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76192 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 11:54 am to
Lisa Marie's arse in this video is world class.

Posted by dglennLSUalways
Slidell. Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
160 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 10:46 pm to
In my experience when you really have a lot of sex with a woman over a period of three weeks the rear end on them started growing on its own. A woman told me one time she wished she had a bigger arse. I told her, come on to the bedroom I can help you with that. True story.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 4:02 pm to
I've been on South Beach since Wednesday. Lots of great asses here.
Posted by MetryMike
Member since Jun 2013
160 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 6:08 pm to
You dog.

Pics or it didn't happen.
This post was edited on 1/21/17 at 6:09 pm
Posted by 615tider
sidewalk in TN
Member since Oct 2012
3853 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 7:40 pm to
.

Gimme this all day
Posted by WhiskeyPapa
Member since Aug 2016
9277 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 6:00 am to
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Just an observation I've made. Not enough chicks with dat arse. Is this lifestyle? Diet?


Saw an interview with Jillian Michaels. Says her butt is her worst feature and she never shows it.



How bad could it be?
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38659 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 6:07 am to
Posted by WhiskeyPapa
Member since Aug 2016
9277 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 6:09 am to
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3401 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 9:57 am to
quote:

whiskeypoppa


Perfect example. That girl lifts and probably maintains a health 1800 calorie diet to look like that.

The compound movement lifts like squats , deadlifts, and donkey kicks are the only way you that you get that kinda of definition of your arse cheeks.

Her bottom half is fricking perfect.
Posted by MetryMike
Member since Jun 2013
160 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 11:06 am to
quote:

The compound movement lifts like squats , deadlifts, and donkey kicks are the only way you that you get that kinda of definition of your arse cheeks.


I wouldn't say that LIFTS are the ONLY way. Gymnastics and ballet can get similar results, with the added benefit that the she can stand on one foot and put the other one 180 degrees over her head.
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3401 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 12:22 pm to
Touché.

I revamp my statement to be repeated explosive movements. Whether those explosive movements are power cleans or years of tumbling or dance
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
290820 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 12:27 pm to
Hilary Duff's arse isnt even that good. She just knows the right kind of pants to wear. Some women cant figure this out. You get in the right pair of pants or underwear or bathing suit, and you can enhance your arse 10 fold. Duff's arse would look meh naked, but in those pants, its attractive.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216453 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 12:39 pm to
SIERRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3401 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 3:17 pm to
I have no argument for how clothes can augment a woman's features....


But I would give Duff the best 30 seconds of her life
This post was edited on 1/22/17 at 3:18 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
40902 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 3:57 pm to
Why'd they ruin SK's arse with a horrendous Photoshop job?
Posted by MetryMike
Member since Jun 2013
160 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

But I would give Duff the best 30 seconds of her life


I know people who know people...including this guy, so one degree of separation. He has some great pics of Hillary on his phone.



As for me, I wouldn't turn her down for sure, but not my ideal.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 4:43 pm to
It looks good in everything she wears. There's a reason for that, and it's not what she is wearing. She just has natural thickness in the right places. She was designed for sex. frick the singing or whatever the hell else she does

Not sure how these would give any boost



This post was edited on 1/22/17 at 4:47 pm
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21334 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 4:59 pm to
A girl in our school had one of those long, flat asses.

A kid on the bus called her PA (for poor arse). It stuck. She was forever after known as PA.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 1/22/17 at 5:02 pm to
Well, she deserved it because her arse was making everyone else sad. You know bitches look in the mirror 9000 times a day. At what point does she think, "I need to do something about this"? It's not like she was missing an arm or something
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