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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:04 pm to CBandits82
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:04 pm to CBandits82
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saggital crest
Question... What if you don't have the large bone protrusion but do have a pronounced ridge where the muscles attach?
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:30 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I dont understand what you people cant grasp? Even if a chimp is 1.35x as strong as a human POUND FOR POUND, a Daniel Cormier looking motherfricker who weighs 240 could absolutely frick a chimp up.
You don't never go full retard man. Everyone knows this.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 10:54 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
This thread is your:
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“Drive faster to get better gas mileage”
Moment.
Congrats
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:34 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
It's amazing how similar our arm and shoulder muscle scructure is to chimps.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 11:36 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:34 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Holy frick, 23 pages in 12 hours and on a pretty bland topic?
Wtf Happened?
Did owlie finally come out?
Wtf Happened?
Did owlie finally come out?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:36 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Weakest? Nah. Stupidest? Absolutely.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:42 pm to X123F45
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My kangal is a foot shorter and 10lbs heavier than what you said. I will personally guarantee he kills you if he wants to
Rando, that’s just a dog. And a mutt at that.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 11:47 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:01 am to tigerfan247365
Oh yeah, the grip. Game changer and easy to see why they would win.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:37 am to CBandits82
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it's got everything, links, science websites, complete retardation, MMA fighters, pictures of jacked up hairless chimps, everything.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:49 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
quote:I have a friend who's about 5'11, 220 lbs., pretty strong. He wrestled a black bear once in a bar. The bear had a muzzle on obviously and was declawed. Said it was about 150 lbs. He said it was scary how strong and quick that damn thing was. Said it threw him around like a rag doll.
I do think I could beat the frick out of just about any 4 foot tall 130 pound creature on this planet tho if it is by itself
And that's without teeth and claws.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 12:57 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 12:56 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Is this the part of the thread where you realize what you posted was absolutely stupid, so you start acting like you were trolling?
I'm still early on in reading this thread, can't wait to find out.
I'm still early on in reading this thread, can't wait to find out.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 1:08 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Oh ok. It is that part of the thread. Way to crawfish out of that retarded OP. 
Posted on 2/21/19 at 2:14 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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DUPERIOR INTELLECT
Pretty much sums up your threads.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 3:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
This 200 pound male has NO martial arts training, no MMA or boxing experience either.
If OP wants to fight this untrained novice, I'll allow it.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 3:41 am
Posted on 2/21/19 at 6:52 am to Buckeye Jeaux
So much bullsjit in here and I keto getting called the retard. 1. Wild chimps get absolutely no bigger than 150 pounds, their average is about 130. They stand 4 feet tall so a human will have a distinct reach advantage which is important in a scenario like this because most chimp attacks happen when someone let's the chimp get close to them. Again, I am not arguing that any tom dick and hairy can take on a chimp but athletic trained fighters I believe could. A chimp is pound for pound 1.35x as strong as a person so for example Daniel Cormier who is 240 pounds is still stronger than a chimp. The fact that we as a society choose for the most part not to kill each other when we fight has nothing to do with this and idk why it keeps getting brought up. If a trained fighter wants to kill someone or something he 100% knows how and could he simply chooses not too. I have yet to see a reasonable response to how the wild animal chimp makes up for the techinical skill of a fighter which will almost certainly guarantee the chimp eats a kick to the face while coming in
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:15 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Jesus, the poster watched too many old Tarzan movies with Johnny Weismuller and actually thinks a man can kill wild animals=====especially large, dangerous ones like chimps and mountain lions.
One guy gets lucky and kills a mountain lion after being attacked by it, and that is the new norm for this clown.
Tell you what OP, go face off with a full grown chimp and let us know how things turn out. Hope you have a caregiver who can type because that chimp will gnaw off your fingers in a heartbeat.
One guy gets lucky and kills a mountain lion after being attacked by it, and that is the new norm for this clown.
Tell you what OP, go face off with a full grown chimp and let us know how things turn out. Hope you have a caregiver who can type because that chimp will gnaw off your fingers in a heartbeat.
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:26 am to gumbo2176
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large
quote:does not compute
chimps
Posted on 2/21/19 at 7:29 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Daniel Cormier who is 240 pounds is still stronger than a chimp.
I doubt it. I've seen that 1.35x figure, but don't buy it. In an often quoted study, a zoo chimp pulled 847 pounds one-handed. And the chimp in the photo is from a Japanese zoo - and is 200 pounds.
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Bauman took his study on the road, attempting tests at the Philadelphia Zoo and making inquiries as far afield as Chicago and Cincinnati. In 1926, he returned to the Bronx Zoo, successfully testing the largest chimpanzee then in captivity. That animal, named Boma, pulled 847 pounds one-handed.
And do you have a plan for those long sharp canines? They rip other chimps apart with them. I'd imagine they'd work the same on people. If you want to fight a chimp, I'd suggest a .44 magnum.
This post was edited on 2/21/19 at 7:31 am
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