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re: Why do people on this board act like humans are the weakest creatures on earth?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:34 pm to lsupride87
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:34 pm to lsupride87
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Also, an elephant will face frick a lion, same with a giraffe
This is dumb as frick, elephants and giraffes are killed by lions all the time
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Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:35 pm to RB10
quote:Wait a minute, the human is stronger than the chimp. So if the chimp can rip the humans arm off (it cant), the human can rip the chimps arm off even easier
All well and good until the chimp gets a hold of one of your limbs and literally rips it off.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:35 pm to lsupride87
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I was simply correcting your misstatement
Saying human beings don't have natural advantages over wild animals without the use of tools isn't a misstatement. It's a fact.
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There is also a bevy of evidence on what happens when a trained human fighter encounters an average human.....
What the frick does this have to do with anything?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:35 pm to Blaeke
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Nothing quite gets this board hard like exaggerating the abilities of animals.
It passes the time.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:36 pm to RB10
quote:You are saying there is evidence of chimps fricking up average humans
What the frick does this have to do with anything?
I am saying there is also evidence of trained fighters fricking up average humans
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:36 pm to lsupride87
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Wait a minute, the human is stronger than the chimp. So if the chimp can rip the humans arm off (it cant), the human can rip the chimps arm off even easier
There's literal evidence of a chimp ripping limps off.
Here's a hint: They don't do it by just pulling.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:37 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:Yes, with prides
This is dumb as frick, elephants and giraffes are killed by lions all the time
One on one the elephant and giraffe is winning the majority of the time
Please, tell me again how a 40 lb gazelle is bigger and stronger than the 400 lb lion again
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:37 pm to lsupride87
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You are saying there is evidence of chimps fricking up average humans
I am saying there is also evidence of trained fighters fricking up average humans
Show me the evidence of a human being ripping someone's face and limbs off without the use of a tool.
I'll wait.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:38 pm to RB10
quote:And if a chimp can rip of a limb, than a human is stronger can as well
There's literal evidence of a chimp ripping limps off.
Remember, the weaker chimp is trying to pull the limb of something 250 lbs off
The stronger human is trying to pull the limb of something 120 lbs off
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:39 pm to lsupride87
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Please, tell me again how a 40 lb gazelle is bigger and stronger than the 400 lb lion again
I already admitted that I said the wrong horned African animal
Single lions take down adolescent elephants who both are stronger and outweigh them all the time
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:39 pm to lsupride87
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And if a chimp can rip of a limb, than a human is stronger can as well
Remember, the weaker chimp is trying to pull the limb of something 250 lbs off
The stronger human is trying to pull the limb of something 120 lbs off
Really good job ignoring this part:
"Here's a hint: They don't do it by just pulling"
Also, you little scenario only works if you believe human and chimps have similar hand strength. Hint #2: They don't, and it's not even close.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:39 pm to RB10
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Show me the evidence of a human being ripping someone's face and limbs off without the use of a tool.
quote:you waited 45 seconds
I'll wait.
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On May 26, 2012, a nude assailant, Rudy Eugene, attacked and maimed Ronald Poppo, a homeless man, on the MacArthur Causeway in Miami, Florida, making headlines worldwide. During the 18-minute filmed encounter, Eugene accused Poppo of stealing his Bible, beat him unconscious, removed Poppo's pants, and bit off most of Poppo's face above the beard (including his left eye), leaving him blind in both eyes.[1] As a result of the incident's shocking nature and subsequent worldwide media coverage, Eugene came to be dubbed the "Miami Zombie" and the "Causeway Cannibal".[2] The attack ended when Eugene was fatally shot by a Miami PD officer.
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:41 pm to lsupride87
So he did all that after he was unconscious?
And I’m sure a homeless man living under a bridge is in tip top shape
And I’m sure a homeless man living under a bridge is in tip top shape
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:42 pm to lsupride87
Well done getting half of it.
"Face and limbs".
"Face and limbs".
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:42 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
quote:Im sure all the chimps we know were only maiming people in tip top shape
And I’m sure a homeless man living under a bridge is in tip top shape
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:42 pm to MorbidTheClown
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you're acting like there would rules in this fight. animals don't follow rules.
We don't have to fight by rules either. I don't think an average person could frick up a chimp. But obviously there could be situations where someone could get the upper hand, choke the fricker out and push its eyes into its skull. You blind him before he does too much damage to you.
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:42 pm to RB10
quote:So you admit you were wrong
Here's a hint: They don't do it by just pulling
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:43 pm to lsupride87
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lsupride87
you not really making the argument for human are you?
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:43 pm to CBandits82
quote:I am making the argument for specifically trained humans, yes. I find it remarkable just how undersold humans are
you not really making the argument for human are you?
The average human is getting bodybagged
Society and innovation has made the average human very weak
This post was edited on 2/20/19 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 2/20/19 at 3:46 pm to CBandits82
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you not really making the argument for human are you?
This dude couldn’t even break free from a small chimp’s grasp
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