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re: Why do old men hang out at the nearby gas station?

Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:13 am to
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:13 am to
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Dairy Queen or McDs is new “barber shop” for old men in small towns.


In the small town near where my parents live it’s the donut shop.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9676 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 7:17 am to
It’s makes a lot more sense to go to a “nearby “ gas station for your coffee than one that is further away.
Posted by dwr353
Member since Oct 2007
2173 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:00 am to
Retired guys like to get together and bullshite. After you retire you will eventually get invited to join a local coffee group. Where I live there are several. Some go to a donut shop, some to Mcdonalds, some to one of the truck stop cafes, etc. I go sometimes to one in a truck stop cafe. We talk about hunting, investments, politics(a lot), family, old friends(living and dead), and LSU football. Saban/ Miles/Orgeron is always fun. Oh, by the way, Get off of my lawn.
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:36 am to
Maybe he is retired and instead of getting his coffee and faggy arse belvita crackers to take to work he chooses to drink his coffee there so he can socialize with other regulars he knows who come in there. My local gas station has 3-4 older men who come in every morning and hang out about 20 minutes and BS. That guy you see might be the one who gets there first every morning. He probably thinks you are weird for being unsocial and buying girl crackers every morning.
Posted by SlackMaster
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
2868 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:53 am to
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Or why does anyone stop at a gas station on their drive to work every morning?


Exactly. Sounds like the OP is well on his way to being that old man someday.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 8:54 am to
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Why do old men hang out at the nearby gas station?


They’re waiting for the cashier to get off work so he can follow her home
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76122 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 9:55 am to
It probably brings him sadistic joy to observe the daily rat race that he no longer has to participate in.

You should envy the old bastard.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22026 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 11:11 am to
Hopefully not TL/DR....

I used to see an old retired guy almost every day standing outside of a local convenience store and he would be sipping a canned Pepsi. He wore an old high stacked trucker style ball cap, blue jeans, very old sneakers....you know the look. He nodded at people who made eye contact. I talked to him one day and found he lived about 1/4 mile away, His wife was retired as well, and his sister had worked at the same company I worked for. He had nothing to do so why not just hang out there.
I found he liked baseball and football so I invited him to go to a couple of away games for the local HS because he couldn’t drive too far. I’d pick him up at the convenience store. I found he had worked for the railroad and did not talk too much and nodded off easily. One of my sons and a friend of my son would ride with us. To shorten the story, he got advanced Alzheimer’s and faded away too quickly. My son still points at his house as we drive by and mentions nice old Mr. Meadows.

Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
11017 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 11:36 am to
Im only 30 but I love going to the barber shop early on a Saturday morning and bullshitting with the old timers.
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 11:37 am to
You'll be served papers from LeBrons attorney shortly
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 11:46 am to
quote:

Dairy Queen or McDs is new “barber shop” for old men in small towns.


Here, it's a drug store.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 2:19 pm to
Every community has a spot where old retired guys go to have coffee and gossip every morning.
This post was edited on 4/7/18 at 3:10 pm
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Plug:

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What is the “load”?
Posted by Jalbow3
Trussville
Member since Oct 2008
4106 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 2:57 pm to
Jack's Restaurant seems like the go to spot for the retired guys to drink coffee and bullshite in my area.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61725 posts
Posted on 4/7/18 at 9:09 pm to
Back in 90 I worked at a gas station. Between 5:30 and 6:30 there were six guys or so that would come in and smoke a cig and drink a cup of coffee. They would share a newspaper and shoot the shite and laugh.

Seemed like a good way to start the day
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