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Why do dogs hate the godam UPS truck so much?

Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:58 pm
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:58 pm
Posted by Torrence Hatch
Member since Nov 2018
664 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 8:59 pm to
Because they work for FedEx
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13916 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:00 pm to
The UPS guy is just the evolution of the mailman
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31497 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:02 pm to
Mine can hear it from two turns away. The hybrid trucks make a distinct sound and he fricking hates it. Scares the shite out of me. Not to speak of the driver when I leave just the iron bars shut and door open.

I'm not sure if that sounds drug lord baller, poor white trash or ghetto.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:16 pm to
maybe you misinterpret the dog's feels
Posted by Aquila Strike
Member since Aug 2018
251 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:18 pm to
Because they're big and brown and most dogs are racist.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:20 pm to
Better than my dog.

Mine hates black people and the ironic thing is she’s a jet black self-hater herself
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:22 pm to
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Mine hates black people and the ironic thing is she’s a jet black self-hater herself


Mine does too, I don’t get it.

I haven’t taught her this.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11197 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:27 pm to
Years ago my brother had the sweetest German Shepherd. The UPS driver might have barely bumped him in our driveway one day when the dog ran from the other side of our house when the UPS truck turned into our driveway.

The dog showed no signs of being hit. We wouldn’t have suspected anything, but the driver apologized profusely. The UPS guy always asked about the dog for years after.

However, that dog would go crazy anytime a UPS truck was in the neighborhood from that day until he died. Every dog I’ve had since has had it out for UPS trucks and drivers.

I’ve concluded my dogs have communicated with one another through generations the dangers of the UPS truck

Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:29 pm to
Unless there is premium dog food or bones in dem packages it’s game on bitch. This is my house!
This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 9:31 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21451 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:34 pm to
"'cause I done told him to leave, and he keeps coming back."
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:37 pm to
Mine loves the UPS guy he gives her treats if she is outside when he delivers
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:51 pm to
Good rules for every delivery person. Treat the dogs well.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23876 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:51 pm to
because the UPS guy fricks your wife
This post was edited on 12/5/18 at 9:52 pm
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:53 pm to
My dog used to hate everyone, he bit the mail man a few times. Man i miss him, he was goood boy!!
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141907 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

Why do dogs hate the godam UPS truck so much?
it has killed many of their brethren
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
15309 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:04 pm to
Because he goes to many houses where there are other dogs. He is a stranger, smells like stranger dogs, dogs are very territorial.
Posted by jackieMoon55
Member since Feb 2018
815 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:09 pm to
Posted by 14caratgoldjones
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
1317 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:10 pm to
Big loud truck comes pulling up to masters house. Driver gets out in strange brown shorts, lays on the horn and drops suspicious package at door. Can’t fault them for that....
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 12/5/18 at 10:13 pm to
They know the sounds. Go check out UPS Dogs on Facebook and Instagram.
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