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Posted on 9/28/24 at 12:39 pm to deeprig9
To step on
Posted on 9/28/24 at 1:04 pm to deeprig9
Tails are for shooing flies from around an animal's butthole.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 1:42 pm to deeprig9
I saw a squirrel in my backyard that didn’t have a tail, couldn’t figure out what it was until it took off and ran up a tree. It was hilarious to see, looked like a very small Chihuahua or something.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 1:47 pm to La Place Mike
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This is going to blow your mind but not all animals have tails.
Right. Spiders don't have a tail and scorpions do. And a crab doesn't have a tail but a lobster does.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 2:12 pm to deeprig9
To swipe the flies off their butthole
Posted on 9/28/24 at 2:15 pm to Ingeniero
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Are foreskins our version of tails?
Do you not use your foreskin for balance and communication?
Posted on 9/28/24 at 2:46 pm to deeprig9
They use it to swat mosquitoes off 
Posted on 9/28/24 at 2:56 pm to Corinthians420
quote:when you were toddlers? Your family is weird
We lost ours when we started walking upright
Posted on 9/28/24 at 3:00 pm to deeprig9
Because wagging arse cheeks would look ridiculous.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 3:43 pm to deeprig9
Steering wheel.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 3:50 pm to deeprig9
quote:
Why do Animals Have Tails?
Why do men have nipples?
Posted on 9/28/24 at 4:15 pm to deeprig9
To keep their pants up, duh. They can't buy belts because they have no jobs.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 4:17 pm to deeprig9
I’ll let you know after my 9th beer. I’ll be in the bathroom growing a tail.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 4:18 pm to deeprig9
Are we evolving out of having a tail, or into having tails?
Posted on 9/28/24 at 4:43 pm to Corinthians420
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They evolved tails because they helped with balance. We lost ours when we started walking upright
The shite people accept, so that they can "use it" to disprove a creative force
1) If being bipedal causes one to lose its tail, explain kangaroos. And dinosaur skeltons, and emus, and ostriches
2) And if being bipedal causes one to lose its tail, explain why bonobos, chimpanzees, gorillas and orangutans dont have tails. And why they stopped evolving when they lost those tails? Also, guinea pigs, capybara, fruit bats, and frogs (one of the oldest vertebrates). None of which have become bipedal. Nor evolved much
3) And if being bipedal is a superior evolutionary trait (see humans), then why did giraffes wait millions of years to generate 10" vertebrates, rather than learn to walk upright? To get to those higher leaves quicker?
Posted on 9/28/24 at 5:15 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 9/28/24 at 5:17 pm to RobbBobb
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If being bipedal causes one to lose its tail, explain kangaroos
Kangaroos use their tails to balance on while they kick their predators.
Your argument is moot.
Based on this first question being at the top, I’ll assume the rest of your argument is shite.
Posted on 9/28/24 at 7:14 pm to deeprig9
Big front tail for you right here
Posted on 9/28/24 at 7:19 pm to deeprig9
Posturing and sexual prowess. That’s how I use my tail, anyway…
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