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Why are women's perfume commercials so god awful?
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:20 am
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:20 am
Who the frick makes these things?
The one with Charlice Theron is especially terrible with the most awful song on the planet.
WTF?
The one with Charlice Theron is especially terrible with the most awful song on the planet.
WTF?
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:24 am to bhtigerfan
Natalie Portman is the best one. Sia’s Chandelier is background song. Christian Dior fragrance.
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:28 am to Paul Allen
I can't stand the one with the girl from Twilight, running.
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:28 am to bhtigerfan
Kristen Stewart is a lesbian who appears to not enjoy her own fame, or washing herself.
But for some reason she put herself into national advertisements targeted at hetero women who want to smell good.
But for some reason she put herself into national advertisements targeted at hetero women who want to smell good.
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:29 am to bhtigerfan
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The one with Charlice Theron
I like to pause that one and jerk it.
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:34 am to Napoleon
quote:Yeah, that one is terrible also.
I can't stand the one with the girl from Twilight, running.
It's like they hire some dropout from a shitty arts school and let them write and direct their commercials.
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:40 am to bhtigerfan
None of them have anything to do with anything! The Julia Roberts ones are the worst!
Give me the sloth geico pictonary commercial all day! Frickin hilarious!
Give me the sloth geico pictonary commercial all day! Frickin hilarious!
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:42 am to TigahTeeth
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:54 am to Paul Allen
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Natalie Portman is the best one
Y-E-S!
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:01 am to LATECHgradLSUfan
Portman commercial is awful. Doesn't help that she's a dolt. And what happened to her voice - compare the commercial to stuff she's done like Star Wars. Totally different.
I think she lives full time in Paris. She needs to stick to Paris TV.
I think she lives full time in Paris. She needs to stick to Paris TV.
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:02 am to bhtigerfan
They must all be fans of Meatloaf songs...because that is how they are all shot.
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:07 am to bhtigerfan
It makes me laugh every Christmas when the old Liz Taylor white diamonds ads go back into rotation.
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:08 am to bhtigerfan
I had this conversation with my wife the other day. These commercials really are strange. Like being in a Dali painting.
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:15 am to bhtigerfan
You gotta keep in mind that perfume is being sold to women and that's who the commercials are intended for.
Except for Natalie Portman, for course.
Except for Natalie Portman, for course.
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