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Why are women's perfume commercials so god awful?

Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:20 am
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29491 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:20 am
Who the frick makes these things?

The one with Charlice Theron is especially terrible with the most awful song on the planet.

WTF?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75223 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:24 am to
Natalie Portman is the best one. Sia’s Chandelier is background song. Christian Dior fragrance.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69111 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:28 am to
I can't stand the one with the girl from Twilight, running.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19540 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:28 am to
Kristen Stewart is a lesbian who appears to not enjoy her own fame, or washing herself.

But for some reason she put herself into national advertisements targeted at hetero women who want to smell good.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35220 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:29 am to
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The one with Charlice Theron


I like to pause that one and jerk it.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29491 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:34 am to
quote:

I can't stand the one with the girl from Twilight, running. 

Yeah, that one is terrible also.

It's like they hire some dropout from a shitty arts school and let them write and direct their commercials.
Posted by TigahTeeth
Georgia
Member since Feb 2016
5187 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:40 am to
None of them have anything to do with anything! The Julia Roberts ones are the worst!













Give me the sloth geico pictonary commercial all day! Frickin hilarious!
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29491 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:42 am to
Here's a great parody about how to make a fragrance commercial.

Youtube
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13590 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:48 am to
That was pretty great!
Posted by LATECHgradLSUfan
LA
Member since Sep 2007
3268 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 10:54 am to
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Natalie Portman is the best one


Y-E-S!
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:01 am to
Portman commercial is awful. Doesn't help that she's a dolt. And what happened to her voice - compare the commercial to stuff she's done like Star Wars. Totally different.

I think she lives full time in Paris. She needs to stick to Paris TV.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:02 am to
They must all be fans of Meatloaf songs...because that is how they are all shot.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106207 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:07 am to
It makes me laugh every Christmas when the old Liz Taylor white diamonds ads go back into rotation.
Posted by theOG
Member since Feb 2010
10512 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:08 am to
I had this conversation with my wife the other day. These commercials really are strange. Like being in a Dali painting.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 12/11/17 at 11:15 am to
You gotta keep in mind that perfume is being sold to women and that's who the commercials are intended for.

Except for Natalie Portman, for course.
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