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Why are people who drive small vehicle such bad drivers?

Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:53 pm
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
38534 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:53 pm
The idiots who cause accidents and screw up the roads are rarely truck nuts baws. It’s always the drivers of small cars that for some reason can not operate the tiny vehicle.

Baws aren’t the ones leaving the back half of their car in the road when turning into a gap in the median.

Baws don’t come to a complete stop to turn into a parking lot.

Baws don’t park at a 45 degree angle, blocking two spots because they can’t place their vehicle between the lines.

Baws don’t drive ten mph below the speed limit.

Baws don’t mindlessly park in parking lot travel lanes, screwing up traffic.

Baws don’t park their arse in the left lane of the interstate and force everyone to pass them on the right.

I’d much rather be around someone driving a larger vehicle and doing 15 mph over the speed limit than someone in a car, because experience has shown me that those driving cars are the most inept drivers on the road.

Change my mind.
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 12:54 pm
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2487 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:54 pm to
Because they are women.
Posted by DeathValley1924
Clear Lake, TX
Member since Aug 2006
758 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:54 pm to
Less risk to lose a good vehicle???
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17872 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:56 pm to
You can’t trust people who drives cars. Plant baws and people with big trucks are the best drivers. Defensive drivers and they always see everything
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16414 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:57 pm to
Cause they’re either women or liberals
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Because they are women.



This. Even the ones that somewhat resemble men are still basically women.
Posted by Tiger Vision
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
3934 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:57 pm to
Baws dont park there Hyundai in front of the diesel pump while they go in the store to buy clove cigarettes.

Baws dont drive behind other baws who are obviously about to back their F250 into a parking space.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68343 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 12:58 pm to
An oriental woman driving a Suburban is a formidable foe.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6195 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:02 pm to
You said cars but don't forget Asian minivans. I got stuck behind, no less than, ten different minivans in the hammer lane while traveling this Christmas. Quests, Siennas, and Odysseys.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:04 pm to
because smaller vehicles are smaller so they bump into less shite while the piss poor bad driver texting on their phones isnt paying attention
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24307 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:04 pm to
I agree with all you said except

quote:

Baws don’t park their arse in the left lane of the interstate and force everyone to pass them on the right.


Drive between LC and BR any given day.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:05 pm to
Baws can actually back up a vehicle, doesn't have to be the one with the truck nuts either.

Baws keep their truck centered better between the lines. You don't come up behind a big truck you're about to pass and wonder wtf they're doing as they slightly cross the line into the other lane, it's almost always cars/crossovers.
This post was edited on 12/28/18 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

because smaller vehicles are smaller so they bump into less shite while the piss poor bad driver texting on their phones isnt paying attention


So what you're saying is it's okay to drive smaller vehicles like shite as long as you keep it within the same amount of space that a truck would take up. You have a little play room before you really frick up, where as the baw with truck nuts doesn't have much play room. The baws drive better because isn't any buffer room to screw up.

In other words, someone walking the edge of a cliff will walk better/more carefully than someone walking across a parking lot. Got it.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13965 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 1:32 pm to
I drive a small car to work and I drive better than you. Fight me.
Posted by playmakers in space
Member since Sep 2018
1769 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:12 pm to
You lot really are just varying degrees of the el gaucho character.
Posted by GPTTiger61
washington dc
Member since Nov 2008
173 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:16 pm to
Are you blind? Truck nut fondling Baws do all of the above.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17358 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

Cause they’re either women or liberals




Or Asian.

Asian liberal women.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 12/28/18 at 2:42 pm to
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