re: Who’s the creepiest person you know of?

Bruce Degenerate

There’s a guy I know who makes blog posts about high school girls sports and it’s not his job.

My third grade teacher. A man in his 40’s. Had two daughters. One who is fine as frick. The other was in my class. From Texas. Wore cowboy boots everyday. Typical pedo mustache.

None of that was weird, until he started coming up behind the boys in class and rubbing their necks and shoulders and shite. Not long. Just long enough. Very fricking strange.

This one kid no one was particularly fond of started some shite one day unrelated to the neck touching. Well, Mr.ML grabs him buy his collar and is hauling his arse outside. Everyone is looking through the windows. This kid punches him right in the mouth. It was glorious.

This was a Protestant school. I went there for a long time. Fast forward three years and the fricker is teaching us middle school math. Well there was no more neck massaging going on.

Years later I saw one of his daughters out. I asked her about him and she said she hates him. I can only draw so many conclusions.

The othe daughter(OT7) broke me off a joint at voodoo once.

Good folks.

Eta. I just looked ole boy up. He is teaching in st Charles parish.

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Walt did a drive through funeral condolences?

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Your reading comprehension is as poor as your posting composition.

It was a drive-by, not a drive through.

And OweO:

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There is this guy, who is my dad's sister's husband's brother (my uncle, by marriage.. his brother).

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Mother frick, your family is some kind of complex.

Didn't ANYONE in it get married and then JUST NOT frick their own sibling?

Keeping track of your step-cousins in-law twice removed is tedious work.

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A guy that would eat out of the garbage where I worked. Tried to hide it at first, but then would do it in front of anybody. Boss wouldn’t tell him anything, said he didn’t know how to approach him about it .

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Up the ante hoss, see how dedicated the trash grazer was.

Urinate in the trash in front of him, or at least hock up a loogie and expectorate amidst his potential feast.

Raise the bar.

I know if you sit in a park and comment to a young mom about how cute the kids are and then when she asks which one is your answer with "I have not decided yet" you will be labeled a creep.

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He got layed off when the oilfield bottomed out a few years ago

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Now he is eating out of the garbage for necessity, and not just for fun. At least his garbage hunting skills are sharp.

Who doesn't forge signing in at the chow hall?

This happens a lot

I'll admit to doing a few times when some buddies asked if I wanted to go, but didn't carry cash on me. They probably have debit machines now, but yes, I have forged a lunch or two

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Fondling the remains wins.
Retire the trophy.

I dont get how the arresting military official thinks for one minute that the guy who had some fetish with death in a war zone needs a regular prison. I bet if you move him to Kansas and let him talk a few times to va shrink he would go back to normalcy.
I bet there were 1000s of bizarre OCD rituals done to ward off death.