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re: Who would win a fight between these two Louisiana legends?

Posted on 4/11/18 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by Contender54
the Enn Oh
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 4/11/18 at 9:49 pm to
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Leroy Brown


...except if you listen to the song, Leroy Brown came out of the fight looking like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces missing.....
Posted by younger now
Member since Mar 2018
85 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 12:09 am to
Thought he (slim) was from south Alabama?
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
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Posted on 4/12/18 at 12:17 am to
Big Jim dominates both in a handicap match.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124384 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 12:18 am to
Doug planchard
Posted by beachdude
FL
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5638 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 12:19 am to
What if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly?
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6431 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 12:21 am to
Amos Moses.

I mean... big John fought some guys...

Amos makes alligators his bitch
Posted by younger now
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 4/12/18 at 6:11 am to
This really could be a classic thread, as the match being considered is much more compelling than the likes of Mr Komodo vs Mr. Mountain Lion. Let’s handicap it.

Amos Moses has the quickness of youth in his side at fully 9 years younger than Big John. That said, due to previous fight injuries, Amos’ prime came and went quicker than most with the lost arm and all. Plus, old man strength is a real thing. Additionally, though there’s a significant age difference for this kinda activity, there experience is pretty much equal. Both are 1-0.

Stylistically, there are huge, non subtle differences. Amos’ is a sneaky little bastard. We really don’t know how he disposed of Louisiana Sheriff. It was a non sanctioned event, and all we know is that arse whoopin’ Was complete. To the point of death or leaving town for Mr Sheriff.

Conversely, John’s record came in the heels of the oldest training incentives known to exist. Cajun queens. Could John harness the same energy for a fight not involving all that good poon being in the table? We all know many men have been able to reach deepest when Cajun queen poon was the prize, and erstwhile never seen that kinda ability again.

So, both 1-0, but under strangely different circumstances. We do know that if John can somehow harnesss the haymaker, it’s unstopable. It’s not subtle, and only needs to load once. That huge right hand of his is (no embellishment) legendary.

The more I think about this, the more I gotta say Amos has got this. Think about it.......he’s a one armed Cajun Jew. Could there be any more resourceful man alive on the planet? He’s already proven to be completely creative in these situations, whereas John - for all we know - doesn’t have enough dog in this fight that would summon the proper amount of fight in the dog. I’m quite sure Amos would somehow rig a blade or somesuch to his stump of an elbow, thus turning an ostensible handicap into an advantage - again - resourcefulness.

Anyone going w/John is buying fools gold, and is clearly letting John’s 6’ 6” 245 lanky but muscular frame cloud their better judgement of the ability of a monopolegic Hebrew with the Cajun roots that have served him well over the years - all the way from cop killer to alligator bait.

Vegas will likely be all over John here - he looks so good on the hoof. We’ve got a chance to double up on the mtg pmt here baws. Likely the financial opportunity of the year when these two finally get ready to rumble.
This post was edited on 4/12/18 at 9:05 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 6:21 am to
quote:

Amos Moses

was a Cajun
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Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38734 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 8:22 am to
quote:

Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell, walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well.


Kinda sounds like the OT.

My money is on Big John. Amos Moses only had one arm.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 4/12/18 at 8:23 am to
Probably Amos. Big John wasn't a fighter
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18861 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 8:26 am to
Polycarp wrecks both of them.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13248 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 8:32 am to
Sue whips both their asses.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/12/18 at 8:34 am to
Fight ends when Amos Moses hits Big John in the head with a "stomp".
Posted by younger now
Member since Mar 2018
85 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 9:01 am to
Not trying to be rude, but you really need to look at my assessment. His stomp of an arm will not hurt him at all, and could possibly help.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 9:24 am to
quote:

Amos Moses only had one arm.


Wrong. He was only missing a hand and forearm. His bicep and shoulder are still there and could make a damn fine club as long as he is agile enough to avoid Big Johns huge right hand
Posted by younger now
Member since Mar 2018
85 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 9:44 am to
You and I see this the same way. IMHO, underestimating a left arm cut clean off to the elbow could absolutely be a man’s undoing, as the potential for Cajun engineering an implement or weapon thereto are only limited by the creators imagination. Amos is basically working with a ratchet to which any number of sockets, fittings, or damage doing devices can be attached. I really don’t think John’s chiseled frame would stand a chance.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 4/12/18 at 9:44 am to
That's a legit campfire conversation right there, listening to some Saturday night country gold, spinnin' and a grinnin' with the Old Jaybird. I'd go with Amos Moses, he could take down the Parlangua.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7530 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 9:47 am to
They better hope Marie Laveau isn't the referee or they might both be gone.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65654 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 9:55 am to
Neither-

The biggest live birth in the history of the State of Louisiana, at 15 lbs, 14 oz on 1/29/85-



PS: Assist to Verne
Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
2210 posts
Posted on 4/12/18 at 10:22 am to
quote:

he’s a one armed Cajun Jew... a monopolegic Hebrew with the Cajun roots


What makes you think he's Jewish?

His name is Amos Moses Millsap. Son of "Doc Millsap and his pretty wife Hannah".

"Millsap" is not a common Jewish name.

Anyway, I'm with you on the fact that he would win. Dude lives by himself in a swamp, clearly has anti-social tendencies, rather misanthropic. Has no fear and no respect for authority; thinks nothing of the consequences of taking out a LA sheriff.

Big John is more of a gentle giant.
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