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Who was the worst substitute teacher you had in school?
Posted on 8/6/18 at 8:59 pm
Posted on 8/6/18 at 8:59 pm
Someone that just made you die inside when you walked into class and saw them.
Mine has to be a real piece of work named Mrs Burton. Was all of 4'10" maybe 90 pounds. Had no rapport with students or even the teachers. Just mindlessly passed out worksheets and was a real hardass on bathroom breaks and stuff.
The thing that took her from blah to insane is that she documented every insignificant action on a legal pad for the teacher.
922a Eric asked to go to the restroom
923a Eric went to the restroom
924a Someone coughed, but I don't know who
925a Eric returned from the restroom
928a Tabitha sharpened her pencil
It was some serial killer shite. The teachers would read it back to us for laughs.
Mine has to be a real piece of work named Mrs Burton. Was all of 4'10" maybe 90 pounds. Had no rapport with students or even the teachers. Just mindlessly passed out worksheets and was a real hardass on bathroom breaks and stuff.
The thing that took her from blah to insane is that she documented every insignificant action on a legal pad for the teacher.
922a Eric asked to go to the restroom
923a Eric went to the restroom
924a Someone coughed, but I don't know who
925a Eric returned from the restroom
928a Tabitha sharpened her pencil
It was some serial killer shite. The teachers would read it back to us for laughs.
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Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:01 pm to Muthsera
Not falling for your tricks Mrs. Green
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:01 pm to Muthsera
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Who was the worst substitute teacher you had in school?
I forgot the name of that substitute bitch that wrote me up for eating a poptart when I walked into 1st period
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:01 pm to Muthsera
School? My 40th reunion is coming up. You think I remember a substitute teacher? I hardly remember ANY teachers.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:05 pm to Muthsera
My senior year of high school we had a substitute teacher who was obviously an elementary school teacher....she made us draw an animal that represented our personality and then tell the class about it! 
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:06 pm to Muthsera
I had a few in elementary school that were fricking nutcases and shouldnt be around children. One in particular came to school one day with her shirt on backwards.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:08 pm to Muthsera
Mrs. Dreyer, Late 70’s thru Early 80’s Ponchatoula Elementary Schools. Looked like this but manlier with a deeper voice.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:12 pm to Muthsera
I can’t remember her name, but there was one sour puss who haunted us in our middle and high school years. We called her Gargamel because she looked kind of like Gargamel from the Smurfs. She was just a frigid old bitch who was always pissed off about something.
This was Mckinley Middle and BRHS in the early to mid-90's in case anyone remembers her. I'm sure she is long dead by now.
This was Mckinley Middle and BRHS in the early to mid-90's in case anyone remembers her. I'm sure she is long dead by now.
This post was edited on 8/7/18 at 12:15 am
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:13 pm to Muthsera
The one that wouldn't sleep with me
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:16 pm to TheFonz
I knew who the best was...
Mr. Mott
Of course, by best I mean he was utterly clueless but just a grumpy grandfather type.
Mr. Mott
Of course, by best I mean he was utterly clueless but just a grumpy grandfather type.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:18 pm to LSUButt
My mother. What a pain in the arse she was
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:18 pm to Muthsera
Gerry DiNardo
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:18 pm to Muthsera
Had a lady that subbed for History while my teacher had a medical issue. Gave us a quiz on the movie Glory. First question was “How many lashes did Denzel Washington recieve?” 
I once got written up by my 8th grade bus driver for horse playing on the bus for a morning when I didn’t even ride the bus to school.
Did have some pretty good ones though. In English class We watched the version of Romeo and Juliet where you see boobs, and that morning my teacher was out and our sub wasn’t paying attention when a guy paused it and kept rewinding it in slow motion before she looked up and saw tits plastered onscreen.
I once got written up by my 8th grade bus driver for horse playing on the bus for a morning when I didn’t even ride the bus to school.
Did have some pretty good ones though. In English class We watched the version of Romeo and Juliet where you see boobs, and that morning my teacher was out and our sub wasn’t paying attention when a guy paused it and kept rewinding it in slow motion before she looked up and saw tits plastered onscreen.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:25 pm to LSUButt
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Of course, by best I mean he was utterly clueless but just a grumpy grandfather type.
Ours was Mr Kramer. He told students he had once, while in the Navy, killed a shark by blowing up an oxygen tank in its mouth and that -yes- Jaws was based on his exploits. I don't remember doing a damn thing when he subbed - students just asked him bullshite questions for an hour at a time
This post was edited on 8/6/18 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:26 pm to elprez00
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In English class We watched the version of Romeo and Juliet where you see boobs, and that morning my teacher was out and our sub wasn’t paying attention when a guy paused it and kept rewinding it in slow motion before she looked up and saw tits plastered onscreen.
YES! The version with Olivia Hussey in it. Our English teacher was not prepared for that scene, either!
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:30 pm to Muthsera
I don't ever remember any sub not catching living hell
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:35 pm to Muthsera
Our shop teacher quit at the beginning of the year. We had the same sub for the rest of the year. Turns out I knew his sister. He ended up being pretty damn cool. During lunch some friends and I would go in the shop to smoke the buds. One time 3 of us all dropped acid. I told the sub that a friend and I would be in there for lunch to smoke. Told the sub to mess with my buddy. Friend came in trippin balls and teacher man looks him dead in the face and ask if he was on acid. The look on my friends face was priceless. We let it go for a few minutes before he totally lost it. Our final exam was on Star Wars movies. He gave me the answer key. Greatest teacher ever
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:39 pm to Muthsera
7th grade social studies sub. Gave out worksheet and sat at the front of the room. Class was being rowdy. I finished my sheet and was just sitting there. Kids started asking me to copy my sheet. Turned around and laughed and said "do it yourself."
Moron sub calls me out for cheating. I said, "I'm the only one whos finished the sheet."
He told me "no excuses."
Then proceeded to write me up on a referral! Then sent me to the disciplinary office.
Diciplinarian asked me why I was there. Told her. She tore up the referral and just old me to sit in there.
3/4s of the class was in there by the end of it.
Moron sub calls me out for cheating. I said, "I'm the only one whos finished the sheet."
He told me "no excuses."
Then proceeded to write me up on a referral!
Then sent me to the disciplinary office. Diciplinarian asked me why I was there. Told her. She tore up the referral and just old me to sit in there.
3/4s of the class was in there by the end of it.
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:43 pm to Muthsera
Cant remember their names. One was so lost she didn't notice a girl giving a blowjob in the middle of class. The other liked to drop things to look up skirts
Posted on 8/6/18 at 9:49 pm to jmarto1
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a girl giving a blowjob in the middle of class.
I'm going to be honest, I don't believe this happened.
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