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re: Who was the most and least successful women you dated?

Posted on 7/27/20 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85593 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 1:11 pm to
My dick is like Midas.
Posted by saintkenn
Saintkenn
Member since Nov 2012
1291 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 1:26 pm to
Dated a girl who owned her own business. She just completed her Master's in psychology, owns 2 additional businesses and is about to open her own facility for mental wellness.
Dated another chick who didn't have a job at the time, she was getting welfare and child support from 1 kid. She still is unemployed and has had 2 more kids and still single.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34878 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 1:28 pm to
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How are we measuring success here though? That's just lucky and wealthy.


She was a successful nanny...
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4519 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 1:39 pm to
Most successful: First gf. Graduated Summa Cum Laude at Murray State. Went on to become a dentist.

Least successful: last gf. Pothead, drank too much, but she loved sex so that was a plus.
Posted by TheNolaClap
Jersey Shore (not fist pump)
Member since Jun 2012
1526 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 1:46 pm to
Dated a girl who went to paul mitchell school of cosmetology. Nothing else to say there.

Wife is a doctor.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138868 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 1:56 pm to
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My dick is like Midas.


Pure gold is soft as baby shite
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
52930 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 1:59 pm to
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pothead that worked 25 hours a week and bitched about it. Lazy af, messy af, but came from a VERY rich family.

Can I get her contact info
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9657 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:01 pm to
most- reporter on court tv

least- died in 4wheeler wreck
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:23 pm to
Most would be a nurse practitioner.

Least would be a chick who lived in my apartment complex back in the 90's. We started hanging out, watching tv and going to dinner. She told me she was a nurse. Great sex. We drifted apart. One Sunday she is on the front page of the Colo Spgs newspaper for being the focus in a prostitution sting. The article told how she had met a client at a Holiday Inn Express, went to bathroom and came out bare chested when police officers stormed the hotel room. Turns out she was an escort and I never even knew. She worked thru her website called coloradogirlnextdoor. It was embarrassing because she had met my family a couple times. I had taken her as my date to a couple work dinner parties. First time I saw my dad after her arrest he screamed, "freeze whore!!!"
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:25 pm to
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First time I saw my dad after her arrest he screamed, "freeze whore!!!"

Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5970 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:29 pm to
Least successful was a chick who came out 3rd place in a wet T contest and a trash bar when i was younger. Most successful is my current someone who’s the shift manager at the gold club. She used to make bank before the Covid thing, now she just does private parties.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:36 pm to
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most successful

My wife has her MD, is double board certified, and a pretty badass mom too.


Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27326 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 2:37 pm to
My wife is the most successful.

First serious girlfriend out of high school was the least. She was great in the sack, but had that "bag of rocks" intelligence and a psycho mean streak a mile wide.
Posted by goinallout
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
1072 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 3:18 pm to
Most successful is a pediatric cardiologist that went to an elite private medical school in the US. Least successful is a pill whore. Wife is in the middle, earns six figures doing what she loves.
Posted by Uncs
Member since Aug 2008
3080 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 3:19 pm to
I dated a Wal Mart Cashier

Married a Playboy Super Model!


You believe that right? Dumbest thread ever!
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14511 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 3:27 pm to
My wife landed me - so I would say she is the most successful.
—well played, sir.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 3:29 pm to
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her website called coloradogirlnextdoor

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56777 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 3:32 pm to
Had a girlfriend who will end up being on a partner track at a whiteshoe firm in NYC if she doesn't go for the bench. Wouldn't be surprised if she is a federal judge in the future.

Saw some dirt-poor, trashy, but hot as shite girl from outside of Jasper for a few weeks. She didn't have a job and she lived with her folks. Great arse.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 3:35 pm to
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Saw some dirt-poor, trashy, but hot as shite girl from outside of Jasper for a few weeks. She didn't have a job and she lived with her folks. Great arse

Jasper definitely has a lot of 24 year olds with 3 kids looking for a good man
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56777 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 3:36 pm to
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Jasper definitely has a lot of 24 year olds with 3 kids looking for a good man



She was 21 or 20 with no kids, which is an amazing feat in Walker County. Could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and was covered in weird tattoos.

Sometimes it's fun to roll around in the trash.

ETA: Not the least successful, but I once dated a mortician. Talk about a crazy woman. She would tell me about embalming babies and collecting bones from pastures for artistic purposes. You can guess why I even stuck around for a few months.
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