Who Names a Race Horse Something Like This?

Peej is a winner

You get a pass for the click bait title.

Naming that horse was easy when the trainers saw that the horse started f*cking all the other male ponies in the barn almost as soon as it could walk.

"Larval Glue"

Probably teaching meteorology lessons on storm2k

Someone should name their horse "off in the woods".

That way, when the horse loses, the announcer has to say "Horse XXX beats off in the woods".

Ugh. Broberg. Worst of the worst. Wonder if the horse even has one good leg to stand on at this point?

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That guy’s been conspicuously absent around these parts as of late.

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He's popped into the Stanley Cup thread once in a while on the MSB.

The guys that made the Airplane! and Naked Gun movies told a great story about a horse that they bought and raced at the old Hollywood Park track. They named the horse It's All Pink and they gave the jockey specific instructions to go to the rail immediately and stay there, regardless of how the race progressed. They admitted that they didn't care if the horse won or not...they just wanted to hear they track announcer say, "and It's All Pink on the inside."