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re: Who is the biggest shyster attorney in your area?

Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:27 am to
Posted by tidalmouse
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Posted by aVatiger
Water
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Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
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Posted by Uncle Stu
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:49 am to
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:54 am to
Gordon McKernan is the biggest shitbag in Baton Rouge
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 6:56 am to
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this guy
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13499 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:28 am to
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In Houston we have the "Texas Hammer" Jim Adler

That dude has a really pretty house in River Oaks. I'd trade careers with him.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:35 am to
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Gordon McKernan is the biggest shitbag in Baton Rouge

I've heard the opposite but I've never met him. All I know is how he comes off in his ads. Total douchelord.

Has anyone noticed the giant statue he has of himself on his billboard off I-10? Headed west near the Acadian exit? How narcissistic do you have to be to think "You know, a billboard just isn't enough... I need a statue of myself in front of the billboard!" Somebody needs to get up there and stick a giant dildo in his mouth. Get it done!
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:41 am to
I was going to post "THE HAMMER". That guys commercials are terrible here in Houston.
This post was edited on 7/14/15 at 7:42 am
Posted by DaTroof
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
992 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:48 am to
The ones that have to constantly advertise are obviously not getting repeat and/or word of mouth business, hence the constant advertisements. Been hearing alot of Peyton Murphy advertisements lately. I hear Morris Bart all the time. If you stay home during weekdays and watch TV it's a constant bombardment of injury attorney ads.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:53 am to
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To be fair, the biggest shysters are the guys in the white shoe law firms whose names would draw a blank from the general public. They do their shysting wholesail, not retail.


Got damn. This.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:54 am to
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DaTroof


You have absolutely no idea how marketing works.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:57 am to
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Has anyone noticed the giant statue he has of himself on his billboard off I-10? Headed west near the Acadian exit? How narcissistic do you have to be to think "You know, a billboard just isn't enough... I need a statue of myself in front of the billboard!"


They just put the big arse "G" on the building too..Now you can see it all in one exit..!
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:57 am to
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You have absolutely no idea how marketing works.


Yes he does. Those billboard types are not designed for repeat business. Have you ever actually seen a Morris bart disbursement sheet? No one is going back to that.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 7:58 am to


Lafayette has Bart Bernard. Morris Bart has a lot of ads here too. I think Mo Bart advertises from Lake Charles to Alabama.
Posted by Coon
La 56 Southbound
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:01 am to
Get the E
Get the E
Get the E guarantee...
For injuries call E E E!!!


Rip (from law) e Eric guirard.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:02 am to
McKernan followed by

"Spencer Callahan is the one to see. Call 387-2323."

"Before you accept a quick check. Check with me." -- Michael Hingle.

"I'm Steve. And I'm Chad. And we wanna be your attorneys." -- Dudley and DeBosier

But the worst -- Call the Lucky Lawfirm people. 866-5-Lucky1.

I do not even watch but an hour of tv a day during the week and I know these slogans. I can only imagine the brain infestation they cause to all who are unemployed who sit around and watch Judge shows and talk shows all day.


Eulis Simien is another that comes to mind. Dude is like the perfect combination of every race known to man, so all people feel comfortable with him. His ads suck.
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Posted by OneFifty
No favorite team now
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:03 am to
I don't know about 'shyster', but Micheal Small in the Alexandria area defends mainly notorious individuals. But, you know, murderers have a right to a defense also. IIRC, he may have been involved with Edwin Edwards's defense..could be wrong though.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:09 am to
Why does Dudley Debosier feel the need to get semi-retarded people to shill for them on their commercials? Is it required that you come in below a certain IQ level to retain their services?
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 7/14/15 at 8:15 am to
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