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re: Who has the greatest job on the planet?

Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:16 pm to
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23345 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:16 pm to
Not sure about best job in the world but I always wanted to take Bob Barkers place on the Price is Right. Drew Carey ain't worth a shite.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11692 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:17 pm to
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Who has the greatest job on the planet?


Whoever gets to apply the body paint on the SI models
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144660 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:21 pm to
I'll go. I'm prolly going to need a new Eddie T Shrt. My old ones are probably a bit snug.
Posted by LSUTigerDDS
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
851 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:21 pm to
Back in the day playboy didn't allow women to pose without pubic hair. If they showed up completely shaved they had a "wig" guy who would step in and make the girls acceptable.

I doubt that job exist anymore, but since I heard about it 20 years ago I haven't heard of a better job.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70018 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:22 pm to
Merkin handler?
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:25 pm to
The wife still wears some of my old concert tshirts. When she has the trooper on she wants it rough. Got a long night ahead of me.

On the real side there is a music board thread on this years tour. Let's go to one.

ETA: Nashville on 6/13
This post was edited on 1/20/17 at 9:29 pm
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144660 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:31 pm to
Book it.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

backup quarterback



frick that, I'd rather be playing.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:38 pm to
I don't know how to book the tickets. Will Mrs Reb be joining us or a couple concubine? Plz say whores.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:41 pm to
Yankee SS
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144660 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:44 pm to
Mrs Rebel will already be in Florida for the summer.

The Hilton on Broadway is connected to Bridgestone. I'll block off some rooms.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
49169 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:52 pm to
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Who has the greatest job on the planet?


Charlie Whitehurst. Made a 10 year NFL career out of being a backup QB. Dude literally gets paid six figures to go to football games on the off chance the QB gets hurt. If the starter sucks, everyone inherently believes you're better but the coach is too biased or too dumb to give you the ball. You still get laid for being a pro player minus any of the lingering injuries of a starter.
Posted by Fratigerguy
Member since Jan 2014
4974 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 9:52 pm to
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Casino boat captain (tied alongside dock)


bullshite. The captain for the Lauberge Casino has got it even better. That fricking thing is built on stilts in a man made pond. There's not even a chance of it breaking loose and having to drive it.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59443 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 10:24 pm to
Don't forget children's author too.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4546 posts
Posted on 1/20/17 at 10:52 pm to
Whatever Matt Flynn has had to do for the last 10 years.
Posted by engvol
england
Member since Sep 2009
5435 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 3:55 am to
In a similar vain

Stuart Taylor is a soccer goalie, 20 years and counting and he has made 95 appearances, only 75 in the league, but has picked up quite a bit of silverware.
Richard right got paid $10,000 a week to do the same thing...he's made 3 appearances in 8 years.

Both men used to get bonuses just for turning up and travelling with the team...imagine getting a bonus to travel the world and watch top quality sport
This post was edited on 1/21/17 at 3:56 am
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 6:12 am to
Posted by OhMy
Member since Jan 2016
834 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 6:49 am to
Vein, retard.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6611 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 6:54 am to
High School Students have the best "job". They can bang hot teachers and no matter what, it's the teachers fault not theirs.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23345 posts
Posted on 1/21/17 at 6:59 am to
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imagine getting a bonus to travel the world and watch top quality sport



Soccer is fricking boring to watch. That actually sounds like the worst job in the world.
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