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Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:01 pm to HempHead
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Nah, I didn't even get tested. She told me what she popped for, and I just called up a buddy who gave me the correct anti-biotics.
I dated a girl in college that for whatever reason when we had sex it would burn like hell afterwards when I took a leak. The first time I thought she'd given me a STD and went to get tested. They shoved a q-tip down the pee hole which was quite unpleasant.
The weird thing is, nothing was wrong with me. I dated that girl for a few years and it kept happening. I eventually mentioned it to her and she said it happened to her too. It was almost like we were allergic to each other or something. Never happened before or since with anyone else.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:01 pm to Proximo
Me. Just part of the game!!
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:02 pm to fallguy_1978
That you kept dating a girl that made your dick burn speaks well of your character and hers. 

Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:03 pm to HempHead
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That you kept dating a girl that made your dick burn speaks well of your character and hers.
I mean, it is curable. Kind of like taking in a dog with the mange. Just rub her down with some burnt motor oil and see what happens.
This post was edited on 12/19/20 at 12:03 pm
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:04 pm to HempHead
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That you kept dating a girl that made your dick burn speaks well of your character and hers.
Yeah, looking back on it, that was probably a sign

Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:05 pm to Greenbeanj37
quote:Safe bet for sure she died full of STD's
Chyna
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:07 pm to Proximo
A lot of LSU students have and I have proof.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:08 pm to Hamma1122
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Me. Just part of the game!!
Yeah, pretty much. I'd have been pissed if it happened early on, but after a while kicking tires, you kind of shrug it off, as long as it isn't something particularly nasty.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:13 pm to HempHead
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Yeah, pretty much. I'd have been pissed if it happened early on, but after a while kicking tires, you kind of shrug it off, as long as it isn't something particularly nasty.
Doug Stanhope had a great take on this:
"I got herpes to show for it. Yeah, I was a player in this game, I didn't sit on the fricking bench."
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:15 pm to LegendInMyMind
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"I got herpes to show for it. Yeah, I was a player in this game, I didn't sit on the fricking bench."
I'm going to use this one on my dad.

Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:18 pm to HempHead
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:21 pm to Proximo
Are we counting HPV? If so I’d say pretty much everyone these days
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:23 pm to HempHead
Had a scare a few years ago and went to urgent care lol.
There’s nothing more humbling than dropping Trou to get your ding dong inspected and getting urine sent off to lab for std.
But getting the call from the doc saying you’re negative for HIV Herpes gonorrhea and chlamydia etc was a nice high.
I do know a guy that “ate some bad pussy” and ended up getting a severe mouth and throat infection and has a permanent hoarse voice...
There’s nothing more humbling than dropping Trou to get your ding dong inspected and getting urine sent off to lab for std.
But getting the call from the doc saying you’re negative for HIV Herpes gonorrhea and chlamydia etc was a nice high.
I do know a guy that “ate some bad pussy” and ended up getting a severe mouth and throat infection and has a permanent hoarse voice...
Posted on 12/19/20 at 12:37 pm to Proximo
I’ve never had a STD but I guarantee some of the girls I slept with had one or have had one.
My best friend first wife had genital herpes and they were married for 3 years and he never caught it. It’s not contagious unless she is having an outbreak
My best friend first wife had genital herpes and they were married for 3 years and he never caught it. It’s not contagious unless she is having an outbreak
Posted on 12/19/20 at 2:38 pm to Buzzed
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Aaaand.... how’d that work out?
She's still mad
Posted on 12/19/20 at 3:06 pm to potent357
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Safe bet for sure she died full of STD's
No doubt her dick was infested.
Posted on 12/19/20 at 3:24 pm to Proximo
Had a bad outbreak on my fist one time
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