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Who are you starting at running back? Gorilla or Kangaroo

Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:18 pm
Posted by topherbrown21
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:18 pm
A maxed out kangaroo would ideally be almost 7 feet tall around 200 pound's and could run 45 miles per hour. They can also jump about 10 feet in the air. While an ideal gorilla would be about 6 feet tall and almost 700 pounds and could run about 25 miles per hour.

In my personal opinion I would take a kangaroo as my running back. They come stock with a pouch that they could easily place the ball in, which would not slow them down at all. If you think the pouch would be against NFL rules, then they would still be able to hold the ball easily with their hands. If you run a deep shotgun formation and hand the ball to the kangaroo, you are not catching him by the time he reaches the line of scrimmage and builds a head of steam. On the off chance hat you do get in front of the kangaroo, his momentum would easily lead him to running right through you.

A gorilla on the other hand would have to walk upright, which would at least slow them down to about 10-12 mph. If you get enough players they could take down the gorilla, not every play, but they could work together to make a few stops. Also you would have to factor in the personal fouls the gorilla would get that would lead to multiple ejections. I will say if I'm looking for a linebacker I would choose a gorilla no doubt.

I've been arguing with my friends about this the passed day and interested to hear others thoughts.
Posted by TechDawg2007
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we have officially run out of shite to talk about
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Posted by Displaced
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Elephant
Posted by High C
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

I've been arguing with my friends about this the passed day and interested to hear others thoughts.


Y’all are some bored motherfrickers.
Posted by Bout_Dat_Lyfe
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:19 pm to
gorilla no doubt. those big forearms would prevent any attempt to force a fumble.
Posted by fancy like applebees
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:20 pm to
Falcon.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

Who are you starting at running back? Gorilla or Kangaroo



Posted by Abraham H Parnassis
Member since Jul 2020
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

gorilla no doubt. those big forearms would prevent any attempt to force a fumble.

Pouch > forearms.

#teamkangaroo
Posted by topherbrown21
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:21 pm to
Their talons would most likely pop the football
Posted by fancy like applebees
Member since Sep 2021
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

Their talons would most likely pop the football


But let's pretend a gorilla won't crush the damn thing.
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:25 pm to
The Kangaroo is less likely to get a penalty for killing and maiming would-be tacklers so I have to go Kangaroo.
Posted by AnthonyJenningsPrais
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Member since Dec 2020
154 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:26 pm to
I’m absolutely gonna put the silverback gorilla in for running back. A silverback gorilla in football pads is an unstoppable force.
Posted by SlaughterDale
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Member since Jan 2018
293 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

Pouch > forearms.

#teamkangaroo



you gotta also remember that the NFL rule book states that a player is not in possession of the ball unless it is in their arms or hands. so the kangaroo can’t progress the ball forwards with the ball in its pouch.
Posted by cable
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:27 pm to
In all seriousness - I think I'd pick an eagle
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:27 pm to
Why not a Cheetah?
Posted by AnthonyJenningsPrais
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:27 pm to
It’s a godforsaken gorilla
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:27 pm to
Kangaroos don’t have an opposable thumb while gorillas do. That alone makes me go with the kangaroo.
Posted by AnthonyJenningsPrais
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2020
154 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:28 pm to
Would you tackle a silverback???
Posted by topherbrown21
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
92 posts
Posted on 9/10/21 at 4:28 pm to
how they gonna hold the ball?
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