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re: Which one of you jerks harassed The Golden Guys?

Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:45 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:45 pm to
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I'm sure they do, they all look gay.
at lsu they put out a red carpet and want you to ‘strut your stuff’ on the carpet as you walk by

My kids always walk way around it
Posted by waiting4saturday
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:46 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:49 pm to
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Parents don't control their kids shocking
You can imagine how those parents look and behave.
Stepmom: Between drags of her vape "Braedyn, if you dont put down that stick and stop chasin' your cousin, I'm gonna whup your frickin' arse you little bastard!!!" "No, we can't get no cotton candy you little dumb arse, your check doesnt come in again for two goddamn weeks!"
Braedyn: "figs!"
Stepmom: "You little sonofabitch, now that was funny!"
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:55 pm to
I bet if you put a black light on that carpet, you won't like what you see.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
60628 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:56 pm to
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I bet if you put a black light on that carpet, you won't like what you see.
I just gagged

(I mistakenly typed ‘fagged’ but it autocorrected )
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:57 pm to
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thrown at the bell of my horn
that’s your fault for carrying a perfectly round target down the Mardi Gras parade.

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a guy whipped out his dick and yelled ‘blow this’
damn what’s the chances some guy happens to come up with one of my patented lines…. That plagiarists son of a bitch
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 7:59 pm to
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that’s your fault for carrying a perfectly round target down the Mardi Gras parade.
it only ever happened in Metairie though

Maybe it was Chapelle girls?

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damn what’s the chances some guy happens to come up with one of my patented lines
you and I are about the same age - it was probably you
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 8:04 pm to
The AG needs to launch an investigation!
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 8:15 pm to
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you and I are about the same age - it was probably you
you’re on to something


Was the guy hung like a mule?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 8:18 pm to
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Was the guy hung like a mule?
nope, I’ve seen bigger in the quad
Posted by SwampdogDC
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 8:24 pm to
Balls to the Wall
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 8:30 pm to
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Was the guy hung like a mule?







Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
60628 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 8:46 pm to
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Go to NOLA and Metairie to be excepted.
or they can stay in Baton Rouge where they originated and are expected

They’d probably be a perfect addition to Spanishtown
This post was edited on 2/16/26 at 8:48 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 8:48 pm to
Trying to throw beads is a sousaphone is a local right of passage. Why else do you think most have covers?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
60628 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 8:54 pm to
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Trying to throw beads is a sousaphone is a local right of passage. Why else do you think most have covers?
#1 - my sousaphone had a cover (not in college, though)
#2 - beads were not the problem - cups full of beer, cans full of beer, and empty bottles were



And why are you going to ask a tuba player ‘Why else do you think most have covers?’ ?? Obviously I know why

But the dummies throwing things at it don’t realize physics.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:02 pm to
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Piper said many of the people who said the slurs were younger people and looked high school-aged. He even confronted a mom who stood by as her son shouted obscenities.


We're finally healing... this next group of young kids have that Gen X dgaf angst
This post was edited on 2/16/26 at 9:04 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:13 pm to
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my sousaphone had a cover (not in college, though)
NFP
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
60628 posts
Posted on 2/16/26 at 9:15 pm to
NFP calls for no covers at all

IYKYK

I know

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 2/17/26 at 9:08 pm to
I played melaphone and we had concerts but thankfully no one threw beads in the horns.
I kinda miss marching in parades. I chaperoned Rummels band a few years back but walking telling people to get back isn't as much fun as marching with an instrument.
I didn't think I would miss it until I got older.
This post was edited on 2/18/26 at 2:42 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7348 posts
Posted on 2/17/26 at 9:24 pm to
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You can imagine how those parents look and behave.
Stepmom: Between drags of her vape "Braedyn, if you dont put down that stick and stop chasin' your cousin, I'm gonna whup your frickin' arse you little bastard!!!" "No, we can't get no cotton candy you little dumb arse, your check doesnt come in again for two goddamn weeks!"
Braedyn: "figs!"
Stepmom: "You little sonofabitch, now that was funny!"


Shut up fig, the article said high school age.
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