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re: Which one of you got a handy at the Buffalo Bills game Sunday?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:25 am to eScott
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:25 am to eScott
quote:
by eScott
Going to try putting my hand on a random girls leg and see how it goes.
Rule number one when doing something like that is to be good looking. It won't work for even an average looking guy
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Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:29 am to yellowfin
Upvoted yellow fin for speaking the truth
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:30 am to LesMiles BFF
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This post was edited on 9/25/15 at 7:15 am
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:40 am to madamsquirrel
I'd let you whack me off at a Saints game madam
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:43 am to cdaniel76
Female handjobs are the worst.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:44 am to yellowfin
I am not really a handy in the bleachers kinda girl but I appreciate the offer.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:44 am to cdaniel76
There once was a girl, fine and dandy,
Who gave some strange man a quick handy,
Slipped his hand on her knee,
so she stroked him shyly,
While her boyfriend had gone to get Candy
,
Who gave some strange man a quick handy,
Slipped his hand on her knee,
so she stroked him shyly,
While her boyfriend had gone to get Candy
,
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:44 am to yellowfin
quote:
It won't work for even an average looking guy
Hence the face paint. But I have a feeling that doesn't real matter for this lovely lady. Her current standards for giving out HJ's are
1) Touch her (this has been proven as per her ad)
2) Guess between two colors, red or blue. (This is implied from her ad)
I don't think you've got to be Adonis to get this girls hand sticky.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:48 am to Bottom9
quote:
And you should not be doing it. What if it cost you your life?
What is one man's life when compared to the sharing of a public hand job story?
I say he made the right call.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:50 am to yellowfin
quote:
It won't work for even an average looking guy
This is where face paint is the great equalizer.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:51 am to madamsquirrel
I'll wear some huge cargo shorts just in case
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:53 am to yellowfin
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:56 am to fr33manator
Should have worked in line 5 as line 1 or 2, and saved the punchline for last. Good effort tho.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 7:58 am to yellowfin
quote:
I'll wear some average fitting to slightly smaller than average fitting cargo shorts just in case
FIFY
You're not fooling anyone.
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 7:59 am
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:01 am to cdaniel76
White paint, with red and blue ICP highlights. I was wearing tighty-whiteys, but they were a bit stained in the rear, due to a mishap I had before the game.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:01 am to LucasP
Hold on, are cargo shorts like the unofficial "give me an HJ" signal? Cause now I understand cargo shorts. At first I had no idea why people wore them, but if that is the case, I get it now.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:02 am to LucasP
This fake story gave me a boner for some reason.
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:07 am to yellowfin
quote:
Rule number one when doing something like that is to be good looking. It won't work for even an average looking guy
I'm out
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:08 am to SidewalkDawg
quote:
Female handjobs are the worst.
You prefer them from men?
Posted on 9/15/15 at 8:10 am to tigercubs
quote:
Go to a bills game, they win, and you get a hand jimmer. Sounds like a good day to me
But you're still a Bills fan.
And ifbthus chick is from Buffalo then you knows she's thick
This post was edited on 9/15/15 at 8:11 am
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