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Which One of You Baws Moved to New Jersey to Decapitate Seagulls?
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:07 am
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:07 am
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According to court documents obtained by Action News, Franklin Zeigler, 29, of Cape May, admitted to killing the seagull after it attempted to take french fries from his daughter.
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NORTH WILDWOOD, New Jersey (WPVI) -- A South Jersey man is facing charges after authorities say he decapitated a seagull.
Officers responded on July 6 to a report of animal cruelty at Morey's Piers located at 2501 Boardwalk Avenue.
According to court documents obtained by Action News, Franklin Zeigler, 29, of Cape May, admitted to killing the seagull after it attempted to take french fries from his daughter.
He then reportedly asked Morey's Piers staff for a trash bag while holding the dead seagull.
Zeigler allegedly became irate and uncooperative with officers on an unrelated investigation, which led to his arrest on charges of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
On July 18, he was charged with third-degree animal cruelty after officers obtained witness statements and photos, investigators said.
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Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:09 am to Shexter
Not guilty. Seagulls suck.
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:24 am to beerJeep
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Not guilty. Seagulls suck.
Agree. It's a lot easier to just feed them Alka Seltzer
Posted on 7/23/24 at 9:27 am to Shexter
Franklin Zeigler:
How much you weigh?
Seagull:
Eight pounds.
Franklin Zeigler:
Lost a lot of weight!
Seagull:
Flyin’! The best exercise. Works every muscle group.
Franklin Zeigler:
Get the f*** outta here! You never exercised once in your life!
Seagull:
Anyway, $4 a pound. [pause] You know I've been working with the government, right, Frank?
Franklin Zeigler:
Don't say it
Seagull:
C'mon, Frank. Sooner or later, you gotta face facts.
Franklin Zeigler:
I don't want to hear it.
Seagull:
Well you're *gonna* hear it.
Franklin Zeigler:
[dejectedly] F***.
How much you weigh?
Seagull:
Eight pounds.
Franklin Zeigler:
Lost a lot of weight!
Seagull:
Flyin’! The best exercise. Works every muscle group.
Franklin Zeigler:
Get the f*** outta here! You never exercised once in your life!
Seagull:
Anyway, $4 a pound. [pause] You know I've been working with the government, right, Frank?
Franklin Zeigler:
Don't say it
Seagull:
C'mon, Frank. Sooner or later, you gotta face facts.
Franklin Zeigler:
I don't want to hear it.
Seagull:
Well you're *gonna* hear it.
Franklin Zeigler:
[dejectedly] F***.
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