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re: Where's the craziest place you've had sex

Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16172 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:14 pm to
Double teamed a hooters waitress on the roof of the office building @ my apt complex. Somebody must have seen us up there. Cops show up. I'm figuring they knew what was going on before they got there cause there was about 4-5 units and a suburban pull-up. They were prolly all "I gotta see this". We scatter. Girl & I jump off the roof, she shatters her ankle & hides in some bushes. Buddy gets stuck up on the roof. Cops catch me, see him. Ask "where's the girl". First reaction is to cover for her so I say "what girl". The cop stops, looks at me and says, "so it's just y'all 2 up there?" I turned around, pointed at the bushes and said, "oh she's right there".
Went to jail in nothing but a towel, slept on a floor in an orange jumpsuit. Still not sure why they brought us in cause they were high fiving us as they were booking us

I win, lol
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 9:20 pm
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25066 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:15 pm to
awesome
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19484 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:15 pm to
The back of a Volkswagon.
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
58957 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:15 pm to
On The OT
Posted by jnugz187
Bay St. Louis
Member since Jan 2009
1562 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:24 pm to
Interstate 75 between Naples and Miami going 80 on cruise control. Man that took some skill.
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:28 pm to
In a car, at a park, in broad daylight.
In my mom's bathroom while she was home.
In the water at Smith Lake.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34226 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:31 pm to
high school GF invited me to go camping with her parents and on the way back we were "napping" together in the back of their stationwagon and I was hitting it from behind and blew a load all over the carpet

still to this day cant believe we did that 5-7 feet from her parents and siblings
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16172 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

high school GF invited me to go camping with her parents and on the way back we were "napping" together in the back of their stationwagon and I was hitting it from behind and blew a load all over the carpet still to this day cant believe we did that 5-7 feet from her parents and siblings
you're lucky to be alive

You live/from Dallas?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33526 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:47 pm to
Very top of a skyscraper in downtown Houston. Buddy was a maintenance man and had all the codes/keys for me to bring my lady up there.

Nothing like doggystyle looking over the Houston skyline. he prob watched like a creeper but i never saw him..




This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 9:49 pm
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15353 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 9:58 pm to
Need a pic of the hooters girl
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16172 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

Need a pic of the hooters girl
shite man, that was in 2002
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
16172 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:05 pm to
I met her that night. Saw her only 1 more time... When she showed up 2 days later on crutches to get her purse from my apt, lol. Was the hooter's grapevine I think. Lived in Dallas at the time. If anybody is familiar with the area, the apts were called mansions by the vineyard. Right off 121 in grapevine
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 10:09 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73674 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:07 pm to
Behind the curtain on the gym stage during PE in High School.
Posted by Adam4LSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2008
13763 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:42 pm to
quote:


Where's the craziest place you've had sex


The Louvre bathroom
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56265 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:54 pm to
In the hospital while he was hooked up to heart monitors. Always wondered if the nurses at the nurses station could tell by the heart rate increase.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

That's what made it so crazy

Yes. Yes.
Posted by Negative Nomad
Hell
Member since Oct 2011
3173 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 10:57 pm to
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 1:04 am
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

University crescent hotub

well frick
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19413 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

high school GF invited me to go camping with her parents and on the way back we were "napping" together in the back of their stationwagon and I was hitting it from behind and blew a load all over the carpet

still to this day cant believe we did that 5-7 feet from her parents and siblings



winner
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12536 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 11:29 pm to
Probably 15 years ago my girlfriend rode me while I was driving down the Indian Nation turnpike in Oklahoma. In hindsight - not very smart.
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