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Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
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Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:09 pm to
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I’d shoot my missile at her

Posted by 0x15E
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Posted on 2/7/23 at 8:26 pm to
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Posted by Craw Dawg
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Posted on 2/7/23 at 11:32 pm to
Who's the chick? Reminds me of Christina Applegate/Kristen Bell.




Must be the new thing to do?:





Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4301 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 1:25 am to
When I was a kid I had a paper route(just my neighborhood) and I took on more territory as soon as possible. Back then I went door to door to collect, thats how it was paid. So many naked women answering the door and pulling me inside. Loved that job
Posted by JAMAC2001
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 2:02 am to
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When I was a kid I had a paper route(just my neighborhood) and I took on more territory as soon as possible. Back then I went door to door to collect, thats how it was paid. So many naked women answering the door and pulling me inside. Loved that job


Did you beat off to this fantasy?
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 2:14 am to
Not fantasy. Truth
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
8405 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 2:19 am to
What subdivision in Houma ?

I’ve been waiting on some MikeL stories.
This post was edited on 2/8/23 at 2:20 am
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21259 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 7:18 am to
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When I was a kid I had a paper route(just my neighborhood) and I took on more territory as soon as possible. Back then I went door to door to collect, thats how it was paid. So many naked women answering the door and pulling me inside. Loved that job


I had a paper route in the 80s and women did not look like that back then. MILFs did not exist back in the day
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 7:36 am to
Just don't treat them as sex objects.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 7:58 am to
Reminds me of when I made bad grades in college and my dad told me he wouldn't pay for it anymore so I got a job delivering pizzas. One good looking older lady tipped me $200 for a little "extra service" if you know what I mean. Eventually word got around to all the middle aged hot ladies in town and they would request that I deliver their pizzas by using the code word "extra anchovies" when they ordered. It was great for a while and I was rolling in the money until one time I delivered to a hotel room only to discover that I was delivering to my mom. I guess her friends had told her about the young stud pizza delivery guy and she decided to give it a try. My mom kind of looked like an older Sabrina from Charlie's Angels.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 8:02 am to
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Reminds me of when I made bad grades in college and my dad told me he wouldn't pay for it anymore so I got a job delivering pizzas. One good looking older lady tipped me $200 for a little "extra service" if you know what I mean. Eventually word got around to all the middle aged hot ladies in town and they would request that I deliver their pizzas by using the code word "extra anchovies" when they ordered. It was great for a while and I was rolling in the money until one time I delivered to a hotel room only to discover that I was delivering to my mom. I guess her friends had told her about the young stud pizza delivery guy and she decided to give it a try. My mom kind of looked like an older Sabrina from Charlie's Angels.





We know who watched MILF Manor recently.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7050 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 8:23 am to
I bet she ordered the Thicc crust pizza.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
4835 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 8:56 am to
I’m grabbing a handful if I’m delivering that pizza
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 9:24 am to
I delivered pizza in Shreveport right out of HS and a college-aged girl answered the door once in a towel and when she went to pay the towel slipped off to expose her boobs. I chalked it up to dumb luck.

I got my brother a job there for the summer when he was home from LSU and he delivered to the same apartment and sure enough the same thing happened.
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 9:27 am to
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tgrmeat



Alright Loverboy.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
3744 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 9:36 am to
What sorority house is that?
Posted by SmelvinRat
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Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 2/8/23 at 9:36 am to
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Reminds me of when I made bad grades in college and my dad told me he wouldn't pay for it anymore so I got a job delivering pizzas. One good looking older lady tipped me $200 for a little "extra service" if you know what I mean



Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80921 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 9:37 am to
Very nice

Posted by moneyg
Member since Jun 2006
56550 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 9:41 am to
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If a man does that to a female delivery person it is a sex crime


While true, Do you really want to change the social rules regarding that?

You aren’t suggesting men should be able to do that freely right?

You aren’t asking that women not be allowed to do this, right?
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
1476 posts
Posted on 2/8/23 at 9:51 am to
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If a man does that to a female delivery person it is a sex crime

It’s a sex crime for a woman to do that too. The list of people who would report a woman is much smaller than the list for men.
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