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Where the skinny people at - Colorado

Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:33 pm
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21240 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:33 pm
Posted by Bucktail1
Member since Feb 2015
3188 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:34 pm to
Drug addicts
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

Drug addicts
Well it is because they're high
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9694 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:35 pm to
Hopefully the severe fat shaming going on in Colorado is addressed. Fat is beautiful
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:39 pm to
While visiting family in Colorado, I remember a commercial talking about how obese Colorado has become. Fat-shaming works!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98184 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:40 pm to
Even Colorado is fatter than it used to be.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:42 pm to
I’ll tell you about Colorado:

You are walking down the street in a quaint Colorado town. Vail or Crested Butte for instance.

There are two women walking in front of you. They look incredible from behind. Athletic with great figures.

They stop and turn around.

They are 28 and look like they are 50 years old in the face due to the climate.

They look like Martina Navratilova at 68 years old even though they are 28 with amazing bodies.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75195 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Crested Butte


Great town
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
29137 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:44 pm to
Runners paradise
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119131 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:45 pm to
Stoners aren't awake long enough to eat.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35482 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

I’ll tell you about Colorado:

They look like Martina Navratilova at 68 years old even though they are 28 with amazing bodies.
I'd take that over fat rolls with a 'cute face'.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25454 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:47 pm to
Obviously munchies is a myth
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:48 pm to
Their hair is all dry and stringy, they look old when they are young, etc.

It’s weird.

I will back up the OP, though. They are in shape even though they all look like they are 54 in the face even if they are 30.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38505 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:58 pm to
You were in Rifle or Craig. The rest of the state has some amazing looking and fit women.
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3908 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 5:59 pm to
I can attest that I contribute to the over 35% in Missouri.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20502 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

I’ll tell you about Colorado:

They look like Martina Navratilova at 68 years old even though they are 28 with amazing bodies.


quote:

I'd take that over fat rolls with a 'cute face'.




I don't want either.
Posted by NakaTrash
Texas Hill Country
Member since Dec 2013
6139 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 6:05 pm to
They are probably skiers/snowboarders.
The sunburn/windburns you get on a single day on the slopes is bad. Multiple that by about 180 days a year for 10 or 20 yrs.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99028 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 6:05 pm to
Because it isn’t miserable to do shite outside in Colorado for a good chunk of the year.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68218 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

They are 28 and look like they are 50 years old in the face due to the climate.
Same as the Florida Keys.
Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
665 posts
Posted on 9/13/19 at 7:03 pm to
He must work out
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