Where the hell can I get some firewood

man up and go chop a tree down in your backyard

If your T-levels are that low and you're so desperate for something to burn, you can go to the grocery store and they have burning/starter logs.

to rob a quote from Kirby Smart. Start choppin' wood and you will have the fire wood you seek

firewood on craigslist

OP: "It's fuhreezing in here! I know! I'll get online for recs on places to find firewood."

Check craiglist. Hell, 5 months ago I couldn't give it away. People are just way to lazy. I burnt up about 5-6 cords of oak easy that come off my sawmill waste.

i remember when the convenient stores sold firewood

I spent a shitload of money on firewood from the Firewood Guys recently and all I got was a shite ton of WET wood. They advertise their wood as being stored outside of the elements but the wood was most definitely wet.

I called them and complained and all they offered to do was to take it back. I would not recommend them.

Step outside. Look for these:


Grab this:


Get to work.

frick an axe I’m rich. I get people to bring me wood or I pay for it with a Credit Card