When you get a blow job at the salon

QVC’s “bulging dick” moment

I think her not being able to stop laughing was the funniest part.

I like how her hands freeze as it dawns on her

I'd say 15 years ago, wife (no pics) was on the phone with her mom. I'm in the room and hear "random woman's name got a blowjob last week" she meant to say boob job, and I stood up and looked at wife like wtf. She realizes what she said to her mom and freaked out I still mess with her today about it.

Just because they’re going bankrupt doesn’t mean they have to be morally bankrupt, but I like her thinking.