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When they say chronic masturbation

Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:02 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20064 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:02 am
How many times a day in order for it to be considered "chronic"? Asking for a friend
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2943 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:03 am to
If you're asking, "he's" there.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34948 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:03 am to
When you go blind
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29148 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:05 am to
It's whenever your masturbation starts to negatively impact other parts of your life. There's no set amount of times per day which makes it "chronic" and it can vary based on age, height, and weight. If you think that you might have a problem I would consult your doctor.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98143 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:06 am to
Malcolm Gladwell says it takes 10,000 hours of practice to achieve mastery of any skill.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:11 am to
do you put your finger in your butt
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:14 am to
I still remember the day I broke my long standing record of 2 in a day.

That record of 7 still stands.

Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77936 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:14 am to
quote:

Malcolm Gladwell says it takes 10,000 hours of practice to achieve mastery of any skill.


Hell I am a 5th degree zen master then.
Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14330 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:14 am to
quote:

When you go blind
been waiting on this to happen, however, the hair in the palm of my right hand had already turned gray - btw I'm 73.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29148 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:15 am to
quote:

record of 2 in a day.



That's barely trying
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:15 am to
My dick will tell me when it's time to stop.

So far it has never uttered a word.
This post was edited on 9/8/17 at 1:16 am
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:24 am to

quote:

My dick will tell me when it's time to stop.

So far it has never uttered a word.
Maybe it speaks some other language, or dicktion

Fapanese
Spankish
Germanmeat
Peenglish
Cockney
French
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131285 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:26 am to
Chronic masturbation can be determined by height?
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29148 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:30 am to
quote:

Chronic masturbation can be determined by height?



Yes, it's one of the many factors that go into it.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131285 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:31 am to
Is it more acceptable for a short or tall person to whack off?
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38660 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:31 am to
Or if your dead grandma enters your thoughts........
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24112 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:35 am to
It's not about number. But when you've beaten it so long, you start to chafe.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131285 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:47 am to
quote:

When you go blind


That's what the nuns told me. I figure I'll keep going until I need glasses.
Posted by Raylan70
The Holler
Member since Aug 2017
551 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 1:49 am to
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if your dead grandma enters your thoughts.....


Both my grandmas are still alive but I have wondered if my dead grandpas and other relatives are looking down in shame.

I wasn't sure if I needed to quit jerking off or quit smoking pot.


Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57259 posts
Posted on 9/8/17 at 6:19 am to
SEVEN is your record? That's it?

I doubled that
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