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When keeping it real (fat) goes wrong

Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:25 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:25 am
in the petty wedding shaming group I follow this picture was posted (in an attempt to roast the bride)



that is poker player Daniel Negranu and his wife (likely beard, but that's for another thread)

the fat, bored housewives came out in droves to attack it, with some defending it (maybe 15%) saying things like "if i had those legs, i'd do it too" (which, on this board is war b/c this is the most defensive group of women i've ever encountered)

however, one takes the cake. Brenda "the manimal" Paulsen replies:

quote:

Hey her spanks are showing


as if a woman with that sort of body needs spanks
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51590 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:26 am to
Why is he looking at the officiant instead of his fine arse wife?
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:27 am to
I always thought he was gay
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:27 am to
quote:

I always thought he was gay

oh he is
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26442 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:27 am to
Are you a woman? Who post about shite like this? WTF
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43530 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:27 am to
SFP you know why already. Women are genetically wired to hate other women at birth.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40227 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:27 am to
Ok thanks for the information
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51590 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:27 am to
That would make sense. No straight man isn't standing there looking at a man over that.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:28 am to
quote:

as if a woman with that sort of body needs spanks



LOL, silly men.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:28 am to
Women hate each other. The way my wife talks about her friends you'd think they were mortal enemies.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:28 am to
quote:

n the petty wedding shaming group I follow this picture was posted (in an attempt to roast the bride


quote:

petty


Yeah, I'd say so
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Why is he looking at the officiant instead of his fine arse wife?


I think that ties in with the OP's story for another day re: the wife being a beard.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:29 am to
I don't like the dress, but her wedding not mine.

She does have the legs for it though.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51590 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:29 am to
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quote:
as if a woman with that sort of body needs spanks



LOL, silly men.


It's true. Most women think they're fat and/or ugly when in reality they're beautiful. Most women have no idea what a man truly finds attractive and it's sad. Will a woman eventually have a little bit of chunkiness to their thighs? Absolutely. Is it a deal breaker? No. It's what happens as time goes on. You can't stop time and what it does to the body. And guess what? Us men "age" and change with time too so we don't mind when our wives do that with us.

Just look at how many women spend thousands on plastic surgery, boobs, etc.. A huge pair of boobs is fun to look at but in reality most of us don't want to be married to someone that fake (literally and figuratively).
This post was edited on 5/24/19 at 10:33 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
481186 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:30 am to
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Women hate each other. The way my wife talks about her friends you'd think they were mortal enemies.

this group displays that in droves but also will defend a woman to the DEATH if you say the husband is too good for her

you basically get shunned in that group for posting wedding pics of non-celebs where the bride is beautiful
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40227 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:30 am to
I bet you watch good morning America too
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:31 am to
Oh! Post more from this group here. I need entertainment.

And I’m in the if I had legs like that I’d show them off constantly group
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24080 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:31 am to
Why do gay men feel the need to pretend to be straight in 2019?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:32 am to
quote:

(likely beard


Oh he's definitely light in his loafers.

There's a 0% chance that guy hasn't put another man's sausage in his mouth.

Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 10:33 am to
quote:

It's true. Most women think they're fat and/or ugly when in reality they're beautiful. Most women have no idea what a man truly finds attractive and it's sad.




I agree with this for the most part but there are plenty of women that wear Spanx despite having a body like that. It smooths things out and makes your clothes lay better. Spanx aren't just for fatties.
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