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re: When is it Men day?

Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:22 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135043 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:22 am to
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Like I’m gonna actually cook.


His boyfriend does that for him.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:23 am to
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Bunch of cuck nonsense. The woman may set the table and stuff but every aspect of the meat is handled by me, from the selection to the spices to the cooking.


My wife does nothing and I tell her to do nothing. That goes for anyone really. I have my routine and people get in the way. If I need something, I'll say it.

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Although she can fetch my beers.



But I pour it right.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14273 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:24 am to
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we both know Father’s Day is not celebrated nearly as much as mother’s day


Father's day is for receiving lawn equipment as a subtle suggestion to get off your arse and do work in the yard.

If you gift a vacuum cleaner or sandwich press to your wife for Mother's day, then be prepared to sleep on the couch (or in the spare bedroom like I do when my wife snores or has her coughing fits).
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173794 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:25 am to
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Men Day

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Texas A&M fan


Bet you’d like to know, fgt
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61732 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:25 am to
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MLK day (this may be specific to me since my wife is black)
Before I go and marry a black girl, what is my exact responsibility on this particular day? I thought I would just have to lie to her employer that she was sick even though she was just going to the parade.

This could be a deal breaker. Unless she gets me a Playstation for Lincolns Birthday.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:26 am to
Not a mom but hell yeah I would love a panini press if I was a mom for Mother’s Day.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144681 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:30 am to
Isn’t every day “Mens Day” for Aggies?

Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5295 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:47 am to
I'm married with a kid. You just have a shitty bitch of a wife.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76782 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:47 am to
3/14
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 12:01 pm to
Do you people exchange gifts for MLK day? Genuinely curious.

ETA: I have at least 2 weekends per month that I go to the camp. Those are my days. Sorry you have to ask your wife permission to have a day.
This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 12:03 pm
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61806 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 12:09 pm to
You are a miserable fcker
Posted by JescoWhite
Ripped Out Of The Frame
Member since Jul 2011
814 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 12:12 pm to
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When do we get shite from women showing how much they value us? They get:

1. Valentine’s Day
2. MLK day (this may be specific to me since my wife is black)
3. Mother’s Day (we both know Father’s Day is not celebrated nearly as much as mother’s day)
4. Anniversary
5. Birthday

It’s like I take out a negative npv bond for 40-70 years

This is sad and desperate, I feel for you. Your wife must be a special kind of bitch for you to sound so needy.

ETA: Wait a minute, maybe YOU'RE the bitch! Grow a pair...

This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 12:18 pm
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
6626 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 2:25 pm to
Exchange? No I give her a gift for the adversity
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 2:27 pm to
Everyday for you faggy.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91688 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 2:31 pm to
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The American Barbecue When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion: 1. The woman buys the food. 2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert. 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. 4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. 5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. 7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. 8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.


Ive never had a bbq where the woman does all those things. Maybe one of those, but never all.
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