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Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:06 am to fareplay
This thread is fricking retarded.
MLK day is not a "woman's day".
Does your your wife not do anything for Father's Day? Sucks for you
Does your wife not celebrate your birthday? Sucks for you
You should divorce him you gay little bitch.
MLK day is not a "woman's day".
Does your your wife not do anything for Father's Day? Sucks for you
Does your wife not celebrate your birthday? Sucks for you
You should divorce him you gay little bitch.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:07 am to lsunurse
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March 14th - Steak Day
Fixed it for you for the married men
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:09 am to FulshearTiger
It’s really easy to tell when someone isn’t married
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:09 am to lsunurse
That day sucks anyways. I can get a BJ whenever I want and I don't want her cooking my steak.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:10 am to fareplay
Anglo-Saxon man day is everyday, we just let these other subspecies have their day or two here and there.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:11 am to fareplay
I don't need a fricking day.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:11 am to fareplay
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So your single for 360 days a year?
No, I'm a man so I don't need specific days. It's like how black history gets a whole month which implies that the remaining 11 months are all for white history.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:13 am to TH03
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I can get a BJ whenever I want and I don't want her cooking my steak.
I only believe one of those.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:14 am to fareplay
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When is it Men day?
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When isn't it Men Day for your kind?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:14 am to fareplay
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1. Valentine’s Day
March 14 is steak and bj day. Although not as widely advertised, pretty sure it's more geared toward men.
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2. MLK day (this may be specific to me since my wife is black)
Man or woman this is more of a black thing.
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3. Mother’s Day (we both know Father’s Day is not celebrated nearly as much as mother’s day)
If you don't celebrat Father's Day, the day designated for fathers, then that's kind of on you.
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4. Anniversary
Pretty sure you share this with your wife. I you want it to be about you, too, then say something. If it's not a big deal, then stop bitching about it.
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5. Birthday
You have one of these, too. If you tell people it's no big deal and they don't make it a big deal, that's on you. If you want to do something, then do it.
For frick's sake, this is not rocket science.
And if you don't want to celelbrate Women's Days, then don't do it.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:15 am to fareplay
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MLK day (this may be specific to me since my wife is black)
Wtf? What are you supposed to do on MLK day? Give her some sleeping pills so she can have a dream too?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:15 am to TDsngumbo
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The American Barbecue
When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:15 am to TDsngumbo
Fortunately for me, the validity of those statements aren't dependent on you believing them
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:16 am to fr33manator
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What are you supposed to do on MLK day? Give her some sleeping pills so she can have a dream too?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:18 am to fareplay
You get your wife something for MLK day?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:18 am to Dawgholio
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Men’s day is any day we get away from the women.
Amen.

Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:19 am to Chad504boy
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The American Barbecue
When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.
Bunch of cuck nonsense. The woman may set the table and stuff but every aspect of the meat is handled by me, from the selection to the spices to the cooking.
Although she can fetch my beers.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:20 am to TH03
Like I’m gonna actually cook.
I always just took him to a restaurant for a nice steak.
I always just took him to a restaurant for a nice steak.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:21 am to fareplay
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This is why your wife left you baw
My wife left me because I don't bitch to the internet that I don't get enough special days?
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