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re: When is it Men day?

Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:06 am to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:06 am to
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March 14th - Steak Day


Fixed it for you for the married men
Posted by FulshearTiger
Member since Jul 2015
5295 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:06 am to
This thread is fricking retarded.

MLK day is not a "woman's day".

Does your your wife not do anything for Father's Day? Sucks for you

Does your wife not celebrate your birthday? Sucks for you

You should divorce him you gay little bitch.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51639 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:07 am to
quote:

quote:
March 14th - Steak Day


Fixed it for you for the married men

Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
6626 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:09 am to
It’s really easy to tell when someone isn’t married
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:09 am to
That day sucks anyways. I can get a BJ whenever I want and I don't want her cooking my steak.
Posted by FinebaumsHair
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
3001 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:10 am to
Anglo-Saxon man day is everyday, we just let these other subspecies have their day or two here and there.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:11 am to
I don't need a fricking day.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:11 am to
quote:

So your single for 360 days a year?


No, I'm a man so I don't need specific days. It's like how black history gets a whole month which implies that the remaining 11 months are all for white history.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51639 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:13 am to
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I can get a BJ whenever I want and I don't want her cooking my steak.

I only believe one of those.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:14 am to
quote:

When is it Men day?


quote:





When isn't it Men Day for your kind?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46212 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:14 am to
quote:

1. Valentine’s Day

March 14 is steak and bj day. Although not as widely advertised, pretty sure it's more geared toward men.
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2. MLK day (this may be specific to me since my wife is black)

Man or woman this is more of a black thing.
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3. Mother’s Day (we both know Father’s Day is not celebrated nearly as much as mother’s day)

If you don't celebrat Father's Day, the day designated for fathers, then that's kind of on you.
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4. Anniversary

Pretty sure you share this with your wife. I you want it to be about you, too, then say something. If it's not a big deal, then stop bitching about it.
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5. Birthday

You have one of these, too. If you tell people it's no big deal and they don't make it a big deal, that's on you. If you want to do something, then do it.

For frick's sake, this is not rocket science.

And if you don't want to celelbrate Women's Days, then don't do it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135043 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:15 am to
quote:

MLK day (this may be specific to me since my wife is black)



Wtf? What are you supposed to do on MLK day? Give her some sleeping pills so she can have a dream too?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179931 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:15 am to
quote:

The American Barbecue
When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion:

1. The woman buys the food.

2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:15 am to
Fortunately for me, the validity of those statements aren't dependent on you believing them
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46212 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:16 am to
quote:

What are you supposed to do on MLK day? Give her some sleeping pills so she can have a dream too?
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:18 am to
You get your wife something for MLK day?
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Men’s day is any day we get away from the women.



Amen.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135043 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:19 am to
quote:

The American Barbecue
When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion:

1. The woman buys the food.

2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.



Bunch of cuck nonsense. The woman may set the table and stuff but every aspect of the meat is handled by me, from the selection to the spices to the cooking.

Although she can fetch my beers.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:20 am to
Like I’m gonna actually cook.

I always just took him to a restaurant for a nice steak.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:21 am to
quote:

This is why your wife left you baw


My wife left me because I don't bitch to the internet that I don't get enough special days?

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