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re: when do you pee sitting down?
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:52 pm to Mouth
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:52 pm to Mouth
If I’m at home, I’m pretty much taking the dog out every time I pee, so I’m pissing in the yard, standing.
In the middle of the night, I’m sitting. With my eyes closed, hoping I don’t wake up enough that I’ll be up for hours.
And my dick has never touched the water, my nutsack, on the other hand…..
In the middle of the night, I’m sitting. With my eyes closed, hoping I don’t wake up enough that I’ll be up for hours.
And my dick has never touched the water, my nutsack, on the other hand…..
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Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:54 pm to 92Tiger
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:56 pm to t00f
quote:
my dick touch the water
This bathroom hot as a sauna
Turned green like Shrek and Fiona
I need some tissue from corner
I got cramp in my shoulder
My boo boo brown like some Folger
Look like a miniature soldier
This splash is colder and colder
Posted on 10/8/22 at 8:57 pm to t00f
At 0330 when I don't want to open my eyes.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:01 pm to t00f
All the time, except when squatting is necessary
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:04 pm to t00f
Only when I’m at District Donuts or Blue Oak BBQ because only bitches eat there and I respect the rules.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:09 pm to t00f
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:26 pm to AbitaFan08
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AbitaFan08
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Only when I’m at District Donuts or Blue Oak BBQ because only bitches eat there
not sure anything further needs to be said.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:29 pm to TheRouxGuru
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When I’m trying to hide from the wife and kids and acting like I’m taking a shite
Don't have kids yet (first one will be here in a month or so), but I definitely do this when I need some alone time
Usually on the weekends its in the middle of the day, and whether or not I have to take an actual shite. Then I'll sit on the pot for a while before I shower every day for some extra alone time, I have the wife convinced that I'm just OCD about never pooping AFTER I shower
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:34 pm to Nado Jenkins83
What song are you quoting 
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:43 pm to t00f
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Thank you and some of you m'fers need to figure out dealing with night pissing without pissing like a female.
I piss with my dick 100% of the time when I sit to pee at night. That counts as not pissing like a female in my book.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:46 pm to t00f
When I go to the bathroom at work I usually have a seat and get on my phone. Usually I only take a piss. The stall is basically my little break room.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 9:47 pm to TheRouxGuru
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When I’m trying to hide from the wife and kids and acting like I’m taking a shite
Well said.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 10:07 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
I’m a man of the people 
Posted on 10/8/22 at 10:09 pm to t00f
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Me, never. When I have to take a dump, I walk up and pee first. Hell will freeze over before I sit and pee.
Dear God, what are you afraid of?
Usually first thing in the morning, especially if it’s an early morning.
Posted on 10/8/22 at 10:13 pm to Sev09
updated score, 6 alphas , 136 cucks
Posted on 10/8/22 at 10:14 pm to t00f
Who let your arse off the FDB is what I want to know
Posted on 10/8/22 at 10:18 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
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FDB
First, wat?
Posted on 10/8/22 at 10:33 pm to t00f
I typically pee standing up particularly in public restrooms for convenience and sanitary reasons but you empty your bladder easier and more efficiently sitting down especially as you get older and the prostate has a say in it.
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