When do we start dressing like this and battling each other for essentials?

I already am. You're too late.

I think we are safe...Bernie is not going to win the nomination...and even if he did I still think we are safe..

How else do you dress for sex?

The problem is not the lack of essentials, its the dumb fricks who are going to the stores and buying shite right when they are being delivered.

The key is to go to the store when or right after it is delivered.

I saw on the news this morning that even in California where they have shut down everything, banks, grocery stores and pharmacies are open. If that happens here, they need to start limiting the amount of certain items people can buy while this is in place. There is no need for people to go to the store and stack up on certain products.. Because its not like those products are not being manufactured.

And I don't understand people stacking up on hand sanitizer. Soap and water is just as good.

I've got my essentials. Two pingpong paddles, four sets of anal beads, three canisters of crisco and a box of latex gloves.

Set and ready, mofo.

I’m going old school.

It's a bit too chilly up nort' here to being running around half naked.