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re: What's your Saturday morning routine?

Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:42 am to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:42 am to
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work on him holding his head up, change a shite diaper

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This is what my kids do to me.
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7628 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:48 am to
Cup of Coffee
Watch TV
Eat a bagel
shite on Debra's desk
Chop my balls off
Turn into a jet
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:00 am to
Up at 5:00 feed and play with the pupppies, start laundry, grocery store/target/other errands,come home put up groceries, continue with laundry (this is an all day affair), start dinner, play with the puppies and my niece.

Read, watch tv or a movie, today I'll watch LSU softball and baseball games.

This weekend everyone else is out of the house so I'm going to take a nap. I'm very excited about the nap.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68381 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:01 am to
quote:

Wake up at 5 and make coffee
Wash face and brush teeth and moisturize.
Read magazine
Make breakfast for everyone
If no one is up by 7, I go ahead and work out
If up, I feed them and wait for everyone and then work out at 8
If work out goes well, I enjoy a beer in the shower



Is rubbing the bean in the equation?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68381 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:03 am to
quote:

You need your eyes checked



Kindly explain.

Are you saying that's a man's arse?
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
4287 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:06 am to
We get it Arse. You like beam. Please post ANOTHER picture of you holding one while you eat some doughnuts. Make sure it's in a Lafittes cup you self absorbed prick
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59575 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:07 am to
quote:

I'm very excited about the nap


You know how I know




Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18464 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:08 am to
Somebody is jealous.
Posted by cito
BR
Member since Nov 2015
805 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:11 am to
This beautiful Saturday morning I get to go to work.
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:14 am to
quote:

You do that every Saturday?


Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6206 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:14 am to
Wake up between 6:30-7am. Make some french press coffee. Slip on the kit and swing my leg over the top tube to catch an 8am group ride. Rest of the day can vary depending on the what is going on
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 9:38 am
Posted by cito
BR
Member since Nov 2015
805 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Slip on the kit and swing my leg over the top tube to catch an 8am group ride.


This is the Saturday morning I want.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:21 am to
Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young n****s at the pad, throwin' up gang signs
Ran in the house and grabbed my clip
With the MAC-10 on the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'
Jumped in the fo', hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back and side to side
Then I let the Alpine play
Bumpin' new shite by N.W.A
It was "Gangsta Gangsta" at the top of the list
Then I played my old shite, it went somethin' like this
Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there, cold-shootin' some hoops
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rollin', Kilo G
He rolled down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that GTA
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30463 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:36 am to
Wake up and smash the ole lady, get a cup of coffee and take two viagra.

smash the ole lady again before the kid wakes up.

Pop open a budlite and fire the mower up, get drunk and smash the ole lady again

Go to my neighbor's house and drink whisky, maybe a puff or two of some Kronk. Go home and smash the ole lady again and pass out

I'd have to say it was a good day
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6206 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:41 am to
Yeah, love me a good long ride to start off my saturday
Posted by Geauxnoose
Member since Dec 2015
546 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:43 am to
quote:

My Saturday: wake up at 6:15, hobble to the head to dump and read TD. Get dress and drink coffee on the way to the golf course.


Almost the same routine, except sub playing golf for making breakfast for wife and kid. I wish I can go play golf every Saturday morning. Props to you.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:43 am to
So you mow the yard, drink and smoke with your buddy with your dick hard?

Nice.
Posted by Geauxnoose
Member since Dec 2015
546 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:45 am to
quote:

You should have had the store do this, these things are a bitch to assemble.


This. Bought mine at Lowe's and had it delivered already assembled.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6206 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:46 am to
got to let him know who the alpha is
Posted by safetyman
Member since Jun 2011
11839 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:47 am to
I get up at 5 am beat my meat then go make coffee. Then beat my meat then cook breakfast the beat my meat. Then I take a nap then I beat my meat then I cook lunch best my meat then I take a nap then when I wake up I beat my meat. Then I am ready for the day.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 9:49 am
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