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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
If I have to piss and am too lazy to head to the bathroom, they're a good option.


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TaderSalad
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
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Do not get in public pools, include lazy rivers. About 12 years ago, family, the wife's side, all got in a wave pool except myself and the wife and they were all sick that night except the wife and I


Going into public must be really hard for y’all.


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Saint Alfonzo
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
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Best Lazy River is in Paradise Island, Bahamas. Absolutely amazing.

That's the only one I would recommend.


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BabyTac
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Member since Jun 2008
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Found a condom floating the wave pool at Blue Bayou when I was a kid. That’s all I got.


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R11
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
I sharted myself In last one I got in

I cLimbed out quickly


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biglego
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Blue Bayou


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MikeBRLA
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
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Except me and the wife


“…except the wife and me” actually. You never list yourself first.


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pwejr88
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
I love it.
Oasis Resort, Gulfport of all places, has a very nice and private setup.


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LSU Coyote
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Super trashy


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Coater
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Hyatt Hill Country is awesome—probably the best one I’ve ever been to

This post was edited on 11/26 at 8:47 am


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Basura Blanco
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
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It is in fact recommended to shock a pool after a pool party


I have found that shocking the pool DURING the party takes things up a notch.


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Sun God
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
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To me, a lazy river is a piss river. But that’s just me. Check chlorine levels before you get in and you should not catch anything. They have little test strips that are inconspicuous so you don’t offend the white trash floating in it.

Did you double mask or go with the mask/face shield during Covid?


ob1pimpbobi
Texas Tech Fan
Member since Jul 2022
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Stayed at a resort in Mexico that had a real good one. Also the JW Marriott in Scottsdale, AZ has a great pool and lazy river.
House down from me is doing a whole resort pool backyard and is putting a lazy river in with it. It looks pretty sweet.
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Napoleon
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Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
No one touches Schlitterbahn they are the king of lazy rivers and not lazy rivers.


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Willie Stroker
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
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Humans in a pool bring down chlorine levels very fast because of all the piss, shite particulates, grease, semen, dirt, and general filth of the average person

Don’t forget about decaying gerbil carcasses.


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dawgfan24348
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
To be fair the amount of shite in public pools is probably deadlier than Covid


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tigergirl10
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
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the white trash floating in it
Get over yourself.


Realityintheface
USA Fan
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Testing the water with a test strip was obviously humor to emphasize how nasty lazy river/public pool water is. Not surprised some of you around here didn’t get it.

I knew the mask was a joke on day one when they didn’t say you need a N95 at a minimum. But there was not enough to go around and thus there would have been panic in the streets. It was pure gaslighting and fascinating to watch people blindly follow what the TV told you.


Realityintheface
USA Fan
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
Go away and bathe with strangers or lick public toilets. Same thing.


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Sun God
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re: What's your opinion of a Lazy River as part of a vacation experience? & which is best?
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Testing the water with a test strip was obviously humor

Oh okay, good one


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