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Posted on 5/31/23 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

I banged some married chick more than once


You should be proud of yourself.
Hopefully, she also had kids so that you could feel like you’re dishonoring her husband AND those kids.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

I banged some married chick more than once.


Your sister doesn't count
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104456 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 7:57 pm to
When I was a youngin staring at a scrambled screen that had nudity behind it was sufficient.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 7:59 pm to
This redhead I used to frick asked me after we had slept together maybe twice, in a very quiet, matter-of-fact voice "Do you want me to be your bitch?"
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 7:59 pm to
In 4 hours I banged 5 different hoes

Kept making up creative excuses as to why I had to bounce ...

Went to the next girls house.

No I didn't wash first. So after the first they had to know.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6966 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:03 pm to
I have a list of every woman I’ve ever banged in a filing cabinet downstairs.


It’s called a marriage license.
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4355 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:04 pm to
I got my first BJ from a MILF (eight years older).
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
68668 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:04 pm to
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No I didn't wash first. So after the first they had to know.


That’s honestly just gross
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
9165 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Her father left her the company. She was a 6 but a millionaire. Her friend was a 5. They were drunk and annoying but I powered through the chit chat.


I’ll be damned. They were at it again.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20612 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

I banged some married chick more than once.


I’ve been banging a married chick for 15 years.
Posted by 92Tiger
Member since Dec 2015
615 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:09 pm to
Went to the Quarter Note on Sherwood and bought some chick 5 margaritas, and later that night... well never mind.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195046 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:09 pm to
3 some with twin nurses from Milwaukee in Vegas

and met them in Vegas to do it again months later
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:10 pm to
Damn bro, at least wash your dick in the sink or som
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5089 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:11 pm to
Had sex once for 6 hrs straight non stop. Legs felt like they do after the first time going to the gym for like 3 days.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49008 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Me and my old friend both may or may not have blown fat rails off two exotic dancers booty cheeks at the same damn time.




Did y'all plan this? Like was one of you about to cum before the other and slowed his pace to wait for the other?

Did you massage each other's balls while boning these exotic Lady Boys?

I have questions that most of the OT won't think of.


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89193 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:12 pm to
not bothering, this place wouldn’t believe it, but my entire career has been in a target rich environment
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32198 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:13 pm to
Does your mom count?
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Had sex once for 6 hrs straight non stop. Legs felt like they do after the first time going to the gym for like 3 days.



Kitty that bad??
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7687 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:16 pm to
I had the sex with a woman once and didn't even cry after
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49294 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

meeting with Sen. John Kennedy… the day of the meeting, he canceled for some reason. They proceeded to set their sights on getting drunk and having fun that night… I was in the right place at the right time

That’s the most the GOP not named Donald John Trump has accomplished in decades.
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