re: What’s your least favorite thing about Mardi Gras parades?

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The people.

Going to parades is awesome. Watching 50 year olds with jorts and nascar hats fight over 2 cent plastic beads is disgusting

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I don’t see how you can separate parades from the people.

Mardi Gras threads

The miserable people that go out of their way to say how much they hate Mardi Gras

Misery loves company

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Personally for me it’s all the dumb Cajuns. Really helps boost your own self confidence people watching them

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So, you don’t like Lafayette Mardi Gras?

What are you talking about?

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However, this is a large quantity of low-lives.

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I guess ya'll only go to the small town parades all over the state if this is what you see.

I've been uptown four times this year and I finally saw my first real trash yesterday. I'm standing in the back drinking a beer and talking to someone and I see a big pair of beads fly up a little ways in front of me. This normal looking guy reaches up to grab them and as he does, this trash jerks them as hard as he could to rip them out of the guys hand.

The guy was in black jeans and no shirt. His head was shaved except for some kind of shape around the back.
He ran over to his boys in the back under a torn up nasty tent and bragged about what he had just done. Of course his meth head looking friends all looked like him. They even had the old half assed couch and a ice chest that looked like someone drug it up and down Bourbon Street about 20 times.

So out of thousands and thousands of people I've encountered this year, this was the first Livingston Parish trash that I saw. No wife beaters, no hats with weed leaves on them, no face tats, and little to no smokers.

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Personally for me it’s all the dumb Cajuns. Really helps boost your own self confidence people watching them

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Did it knock your confidence back down when you saw their big cajun cocks next to you at the urinal in Popeyes. You know you sneaked a peak...

Not having a bathroom handy to get rid of all the beer I'm drinking during the parades on St Charles and in Metry.

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Not everybody at the parades is a piece of trash that is willing to throw hands over a pair of beads.

However, this is a large quantity of low-lives

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In general, anything “free” is attended mostly by trash. Free is their calling.

Hell, how many of you remember when LSU would do free breakfast with the president or some shite during finals week? It was ghetto as frick in those dining halls because that’s the only demographic that attended. Same goes for parades where the crowd is mostly white trash and ghetto.

When you go to a female throwing parade and for once you are the star in the crowd about to get loaded down. Then some old female hag you don't know starts to creep next to you and tries to out hustle you for throws nobody was giving her.

If you don't see some trash, even uptown, even at Henry Clay, you aren't looking at all.

I'm not saying this to be one to shite on Mardi Gras - I'm just saying.

To be honest, it would be almost a letdown to be able to declare I saw NONE. Stop knighting so hard you seem full of shite.