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re: What's your go to move late at night when you really gotta piss on the road?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 4:41 am to Hogwarts
Posted on 12/20/17 at 4:41 am to Hogwarts
Slow down, get in the left lane. . .
"Unroll my dong out of my sock, flop it out the window, pray I don’t drag the ground and let it rip."
Trying not to splash to vehicles behind me!
"Unroll my dong out of my sock, flop it out the window, pray I don’t drag the ground and let it rip."
Trying not to splash to vehicles behind me!
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Posted on 12/20/17 at 4:51 am to Masterag
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What's your go to move late at night when you really gotta piss on the road?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:08 am to Ace Midnight
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Would you believe me if I knew it was: quote: fr33manator without looking?
How did you know?
Good way or bad way?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:16 am to Masterag
The only time that I stop is when the fuel gauge is well under 25%. So, all stops are at gas stations. I keep the liquids intake at a minimum on road trips.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:19 am to Masterag
Asking this because you need somewhere new to hangout?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:24 am to Masterag
32 oz Gatorade bottle in the work truck at all time. The stretch between Meridian, MS and Demopolis, AL on HWY 80 does not have any places to stop.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:31 am to Masterag
Funny story. I was on the side of I-10 after I ran over something and blew a tire. I just past the final exit before the Atchafalaya basin bridge, so I was pretty much stuck. Waiting for road side assistance to come, I really had to pee. However, a cop came by to check to see if I was okay and was going to stay until road side assistance came. So I couldn't pee on the side of the road. Fortunately, I had a box of stuff I was bringing to the Goodwill and one of those items was a coffee pot. I get the pot, got into position and started to go. Since I really had to go, I over shot the pot and pissed all over the steering wheel.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 7:59 am to Red5LSU
Was your husband worried about you?
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:00 am to Masterag
pull over open both doors on passenger side, stand between doors.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:03 am to Masterag
Nobody wants to talk about this, but the real challenge is the same circumstances, but #2, when you're having severe stomach cramps and are fully clenched, unsure if you can hold it.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 8:11 am to baldona
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There's a girl peeing bare bottom facing out, showing us the ole one eyed monster
I'm strangely aroused
Posted on 12/20/17 at 3:57 pm to Martini
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Jesus. Be a man. Pull over piss on side of road, Shake and drive on. Less than a minute of down time.
I would but I wouldn't want to block traffic.
Posted on 12/20/17 at 4:43 pm to Masterag
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piss in a bottle
Posted on 12/20/17 at 5:01 pm to Masterag
If on interstate, pull over and get on my knees by passenger door. Gets my dick dirty tho
If in city find dumpster, pee behind it, generally
If in city find dumpster, pee behind it, generally
Posted on 12/20/17 at 5:05 pm to Masterag
Fast Food Joints FTW
Posted on 12/20/17 at 6:20 pm to Napoleon
I pulled off of Hwy. 80 at an exit near Terrell. Parked at a motel, got out and went to the door, saw the "No public Restrooms" sign, turned back around and peed beside my car facing the motel. Drove away with quickness.
Somewhere in East Texas I took an exit off of I-20. The only thing there was an abandoned gas station. I went around the back of it and started peeing. Just through the trees to the east was a church, and a house that must have been a parsonage. Too late to stop peeing.
My freshman year at LSU I went to Mardi Gras with some other broke kids. We didn't have $10.00 for the bar minimum in 1978, or a Hotel room key to get into one of them. I had left a large McDonald's cup in the car. Got in the car and peed in that cup with 1000's of people all around the car. Filled it up, opened the door and poured it out and resumed filling it again.
The "Do it inside the car" method is what I would do today too. Wouldn't have to use a McDonald's cup because I have a urinal from a hospital stay in a bag under the seat.
Somewhere in East Texas I took an exit off of I-20. The only thing there was an abandoned gas station. I went around the back of it and started peeing. Just through the trees to the east was a church, and a house that must have been a parsonage. Too late to stop peeing.
My freshman year at LSU I went to Mardi Gras with some other broke kids. We didn't have $10.00 for the bar minimum in 1978, or a Hotel room key to get into one of them. I had left a large McDonald's cup in the car. Got in the car and peed in that cup with 1000's of people all around the car. Filled it up, opened the door and poured it out and resumed filling it again.
The "Do it inside the car" method is what I would do today too. Wouldn't have to use a McDonald's cup because I have a urinal from a hospital stay in a bag under the seat.
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 6:27 pm
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