re: What's your go-to food for unclogging the pipes?

Steak and Shake will get your bowels going too!

Bowl of frosted mini wheats in the morning with a couple cups of black coffee. Give it a couple hours and you’ll drop a log that won’t hardly flush

Black and Mild cigar and a coffee will do the trick.

Eggs are the ultimate fecal-disiac!

Coffee in the morning for sure. Stewed okra will do the same if I eat a nice bowlful.

I do know okra works like Ex-Lax on folks that hardly ever eat okra. I fixed a few gallons of chicken/sausage/okra gumbo for a gathering of bikers at a friends property in Indiana a few years ago and about 30 people were there and I was the only one from La. and use to eating okra regularly.

More than one of the people there had the shits after eating a few bowls of gumbo each. I tried to warn them, but they REALLY liked the gumbo. Made for some interesting early morning conversation over coffee.

Cereal 2% milk.

Home-made chili. Doesn't hafta be spicy, as the beans do the work.

In a pinch, prune juice always works.

You baws ever heard of fiber?

4 Alli (Orlistat) and fast food or pizza

Hooters breaded wings plus beer used to do it for me