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re: "What's Your Excuse" Mom Got Fat

Posted on 11/22/16 at 6:55 am to
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 6:55 am to
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3 kids. Sheesh, be like dropping a tic tac onto my open faced roast beef sandwich. Like openening the lid on a box of cow tongues.


You're clearly 14 because you have no idea how things work. A girls vagina is as roast beef looking and as wide as it will ever be long before having kids. The amount of kids or dicks that go through have no effect on either.
Posted by Dipper Jones
Member since Oct 2012
327 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 6:57 am to
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You're clearly 14 because you have no idea how things work. A girls vagina is as roast beef looking and as wide as it will ever be long before having kids. The amount of kids or dicks that go through have no effect on either.


Is that what your girl told you after taking that BBC? So gullible.
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12919 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:03 am to
is this the chic that participated in that american grit show with john cena?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39209 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:12 am to
Doesn't look like she gained that much. I'll take that over 99% of the other wives with three kids.
Posted by WILDTURKEYisgood
Madisonville
Member since Aug 2010
3320 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:27 am to
Doesnt look fat to me
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:28 am to
She's like 130 tops. OP is a virgin
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
Member since Sep 2009
5235 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:31 am to
She looks just like Tera Patrick in the 2nd pic.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9007 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 7:35 am to
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3 kids. Sheesh, be like dropping a tic tac onto my open faced roast beef sandwich. Like openening the lid on a box of cow tongues.


My brain can't process this set of sentences.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75881 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:11 am to
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She looks better in the second picture. Girls who are shredded are gross. That's not feminine. As a straight guy, I like women who look and feel like women, not men.


the straightest post i've ever seen from an Aggie.
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
11181 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:17 am to
She looks better.
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15708 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:17 am to
youre asking if an aggie touched a male. of course he has
This post was edited on 11/22/16 at 8:18 am
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36817 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:31 am to
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You're clearly 14 because you have no idea how things work. A girls vagina is as roast beef looking and as wide as it will ever be long before having kids. The amount of kids or dicks that go through have no effect on either.


Was a fricking joke. Lighten up.
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:33 am to
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thick is the new in thing

Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45298 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 8:59 am to
I'll take 2 over 1. In #1 it would be like fricking a chicken wing.
Posted by Hasan
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
408 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 9:54 am to
So, where do you get your chicken wings?
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