re: What's wrong with dogs?

I've been thinking the same thing as my dog keeps trying to lure me outside. It's fricking 33 degrees. I'm not going anywhere.

hes waiting for you to put some peanut butter on it

Good use of comma.

I know! I just adopted him this summer

This morning was the first cold morning taking him out. I have seriously got to teach him to use a pee pad on the patio for the morning

Just now

Oh never a problem with pissing in the house. Just shitting

And he's still doing it. This is disgusting and being as how I hate animals, I never thought I'd say something like this, but I picked up his poop when I got home today and I swear there was a corndog stick in it. Wtf

My dog will get outside by himself to pee. He just thinks my whole purpose in life is to play with him. Like every day when I get home, he just thinks I've been purposely avoiding him all day.

Aren't dogs supposed to be over playing at 11 years old?

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Dogs do this because they know they are more awesome than cats.

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Concur.

I quit having cats around the house years back after one jumped up in my lap and slammed her claws into my crotch. Was bar-b-que'ing with my then wife at the time. Cat was immediately pulled off my lap and slung across the year. Damned thing was lucky that I didn't throw it at the grill.

Dogs .... different deal. When they know you are cooking outside, they sit patiently waiting for their cut of the food.