re: what's the worst experience you've had with a drunk chick

1. While in Monroe a group of us neighborhood guys would play poker every Thursday. My then gf comes in Thursday, not her normal Friday. She ends up playing with us and getting shite housed. Everyone leaves, we go to bed and I’m hitting it from behind while she projectile vomits all over the headboard. In shock I pause. Mistake. She turns and looks back at me and says “wtf? Don’t stop”. I minded her.

2. After college I moved back home to take a job. Left a different girl in Monroe, who happened to have a close friend in the same town as I lived. My birthday weekend me and some friends went out to the local spots and low and behold across the bar I see the ex. We keep it cordial, her group hangs out with mine we all doing shots etc. About 1am the story gets fuzzy for me. My friends decide I’ve had enough. And we load up in the truck and head home, I pass out on the bed fully clothed. Next thing I know the ex is on top of me. I wake up the next morning, ex is gone. I’m in my shirt and socks still on and they are soaking wet. I go to the kitchen and roommates are all laughing and high-fiving me. They proceede to tell me ex had her friend drop her off about 3am. And that they watched her fawk me in the bed, on the floor, in the closet, against the walls and finally in the shower with my shirt and socks on where she left me laying. They got me out of the shower and put me back in the bed after she left. At this house my room had no ceiling and had a loft looking down into the bedroom and closet. They watched the whole thing, I however to this day remember nothing.