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Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:29 pm to TigersSEC2010
One day someone broke into the house--kicked in the door. I was five minutes away when the alarm company called. They didn't have long in the house once the alarm went off. Idiots left a couple of laptops sitting on the kitchen table. Apparently they decided to start in the back bedroom. It wasn't until two days later I realized a pillow case was missing. Then I tried to smoke a cigar and realized they had apparently taken the pillow case as a sack and had managed to steal my cigar humidor with like three cigars in it. That's all. Bummed about the cigars as I wanted to smoke that day.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:37 pm to TigersSEC2010
Stole the change in my change pouch, but left a $700 set of golf clubs and a $800 bike.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:38 pm to The Blonde Tiger
quote:dna samples to build a real life sex toy
Use toothbrush
not creepy
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:44 pm to OWLFAN86
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dna samples to build a real life sex toy
Hmmmm suppose it was missing a link in the DNA and they use the DNA of a frog? Jurassic F_ck
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:45 pm to TigersSEC2010
My dignity, when someone I knew saw me coming out of Golden Corral.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:53 pm to The Blonde Tiger
quote:that MIGHT be the reason for the warts
Hmmmm suppose it was missing a link in the DNA and they use the DNA of a frog? Jurassic F_ck
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:55 pm to OWLFAN86

There's a vaccine for that now ya know?
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:58 pm to The Blonde Tiger
there is no cure for me
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:59 pm to OWLFAN86
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there is no cure for me
Just keep that sh_t to yourself.

Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:00 pm to TigersSEC2010
A few years ago we were on a lease between Sonora and Del Rio. We kept camp house locked. During the week some messicans broke in, drank what beer they could, hauled off the rest, cooked what they could out of he fridge, and made off with everything else. They broke a window to get in, climbed over an air compressor, and left flat screen tvs. We never locked it again. They didn't even wash the dishes after they cooked up all the pizzas and frozen crap.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:00 pm to Jim Rockford
Multiple times someone stole the plastic center wheel caps off my old Dodge Dakota.
Like the ones pictured but cheaper and made of plastic -- and not as three dimensional looking.
They never stole all 4 at once. It was always one or two at a time. But over the course of the four years I drove that truck, I replaced a dozen or more of them.

Like the ones pictured but cheaper and made of plastic -- and not as three dimensional looking.
They never stole all 4 at once. It was always one or two at a time. But over the course of the four years I drove that truck, I replaced a dozen or more of them.
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:01 pm to The Blonde Tiger
I meant my irresistible charm and irrepressible sense of humor
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:02 pm to Pueblo Battle
In college someone stole the rear window wiper off my car. It was broken anyways so didn't bother me much, just found it odd that someone would break it off and take it
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:02 pm to SuperflyLSU
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Had someone steal 2 hubcaps off my wife's Toyota Camry at the Mall of Louisiana. Nothing special about them, they were stock, but when we went to replace them found out there is apparently a big resell market in Baton Rouge. Who knew?
I've had two hubcaps stolen from me twice within the past 6 months
It's always just one hubcap tho
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:03 pm to Pueblo Battle
i left a lovely note
you must not have seen it
you must not have seen it
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:05 pm to OWLFAN86
Guess not, must have gotten misplaced with all the empty beer and pizza boxes. Thanks though
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:15 pm to TigersSEC2010
In high school someone stole my steering wheel cover, fuzzy dice, and a can of upholstery cleaner out of my Chevy Astro van
This post was edited on 6/28/17 at 9:15 pm
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