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re: What's the weirdest thing someone has stolen from you?

Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:24 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:24 pm to
Dorothy stole my heart
Posted by jwall3
Member since Jun 2008
3029 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:29 pm to
One day someone broke into the house--kicked in the door. I was five minutes away when the alarm company called. They didn't have long in the house once the alarm went off. Idiots left a couple of laptops sitting on the kitchen table. Apparently they decided to start in the back bedroom. It wasn't until two days later I realized a pillow case was missing. Then I tried to smoke a cigar and realized they had apparently taken the pillow case as a sack and had managed to steal my cigar humidor with like three cigars in it. That's all. Bummed about the cigars as I wanted to smoke that day.
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
1047 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:32 pm to
Use toothbrush
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19579 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:37 pm to
Stole the change in my change pouch, but left a $700 set of golf clubs and a $800 bike.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:38 pm to
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Use toothbrush

dna samples to build a real life sex toy



not creepy
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:44 pm to
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dna samples to build a real life sex toy


Hmmmm suppose it was missing a link in the DNA and they use the DNA of a frog? Jurassic F_ck
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102592 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:45 pm to
My dignity, when someone I knew saw me coming out of Golden Corral.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
190036 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:53 pm to
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Hmmmm suppose it was missing a link in the DNA and they use the DNA of a frog? Jurassic F_ck

that MIGHT be the reason for the warts
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
1047 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:55 pm to



There's a vaccine for that now ya know?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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190036 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:58 pm to
there is no cure for me
Posted by The Blonde Tiger
Member since Jun 2017
1047 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 8:59 pm to
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there is no cure for me


Just keep that sh_t to yourself.
Posted by Pueblo Battle
E Tx
Member since Jun 2017
231 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:00 pm to
A few years ago we were on a lease between Sonora and Del Rio. We kept camp house locked. During the week some messicans broke in, drank what beer they could, hauled off the rest, cooked what they could out of he fridge, and made off with everything else. They broke a window to get in, climbed over an air compressor, and left flat screen tvs. We never locked it again. They didn't even wash the dishes after they cooked up all the pizzas and frozen crap.
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:00 pm to
Multiple times someone stole the plastic center wheel caps off my old Dodge Dakota.

Like the ones pictured but cheaper and made of plastic -- and not as three dimensional looking.

They never stole all 4 at once. It was always one or two at a time. But over the course of the four years I drove that truck, I replaced a dozen or more of them.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
190036 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:01 pm to
I meant my irresistible charm and irrepressible sense of humor
Posted by Col Reb is my mascot
Member since Feb 2012
4165 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:02 pm to
In college someone stole the rear window wiper off my car. It was broken anyways so didn't bother me much, just found it odd that someone would break it off and take it
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115156 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:02 pm to
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Had someone steal 2 hubcaps off my wife's Toyota Camry at the Mall of Louisiana. Nothing special about them, they were stock, but when we went to replace them found out there is apparently a big resell market in Baton Rouge. Who knew?


I've had two hubcaps stolen from me twice within the past 6 months

It's always just one hubcap tho
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
190036 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:03 pm to
i left a lovely note

you must not have seen it
Posted by Pueblo Battle
E Tx
Member since Jun 2017
231 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:05 pm to
Guess not, must have gotten misplaced with all the empty beer and pizza boxes. Thanks though
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
190036 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:07 pm to
da nada
Posted by Northshore Saint
Loranger, LA
Member since Feb 2013
1864 posts
Posted on 6/28/17 at 9:15 pm to
In high school someone stole my steering wheel cover, fuzzy dice, and a can of upholstery cleaner out of my Chevy Astro van
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