re: What's the trashiest thing your significant other do?

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What's the trashiest thing your significant other do?

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This is trashy.

Smokes.

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Some of these bitches need to be slapped across the face. I've found that it works in most situations when they don't want to change. Not hard, but not so soft. Kinda enough to wake them up, ya know. Negative reinforcement

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People have seen your hands......there is no pass or fail, BRAH! your slap must be devastating!!!!!

My wife is constantly blowing her nose in bed. So much so that she loses track of used tissues even though she has a trash can right next to her. I've woken up more than once with a used tissue stuck somewhere on my body by dried snot. No matter how many times I tell her or get pissed off about it, it still happens.