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re: What's the technique for washing your buttcrack without a booty rag?
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:20 am to GreenRockTiger
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:20 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:
there’s water and soap right there - clean the rag
With what? Your hands?
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Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:20 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Pay an Airline hooker to lick it clean for some chicken nuggets (McDs not canes that shits too expensive). Also “clean” is relative in this circumstance.
This post was edited on 5/29/24 at 9:21 am
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:20 am to NATidefan
quote:
With what? Your hands?
Good point. 
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:22 am to Violent Hip Swivel
My Crack is washed multiple times daily with high pressure hot water from my Japanese toilet seat.
When I shower I spray it with soap and water.
My arse is cleaner than most I would think.
When I shower I spray it with soap and water.
My arse is cleaner than most I would think.
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:23 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Old school bar soap. Get that edge and grind up and down a couple times. I also have the detachable shower head so squat down and blast any debris away. Remove the ‘water saver’ ring from the head as well to get powerful water pressure.
I eat healthy and take Metamucil as well so my wipes and arse crack stay pretty clean.
I eat healthy and take Metamucil as well so my wipes and arse crack stay pretty clean.
This post was edited on 5/29/24 at 9:26 am
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:23 am to NATidefan
quote:
would think a finger up your arse would be normal for you.
Don’t you kink shame me
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:26 am to NATidefan
quote:you could let the water run over it until it’s clean
With what? Your hands?
Or use a clean washcloth every time
I have a gazillion kids - I have no problems with poop on my hands - I like to scrub with a washcloth
You do you
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:27 am to Violent Hip Swivel
quote:
How would you even go about doing that? What's the technique?
I have 100% more confidence in bare hand washing than i do a doodoo rag riddled with fecal matter.
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:27 am to Violent Hip Swivel
My booty gets clean enough when I tickle me prostate in the shower
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:29 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:29 am to GreenRockTiger
quote:
You do you
The feeling's mutual.
I just don't comprehend the statements from some (not saying you're one of them per se) that you can't get clean not using a washcloth. It's odd.
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:32 am to Mo Jeaux
quote:bc sometimes stuff needs to be scrubbed off
that you can't get clean not using a washcloth. It's odd.
I’m thinking - sunscreen or mud Maybe sweat
I think if you stand in the water king enough, the stuff will come off, so it may just be faster to use a washcloth
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:36 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Help me understand what made you curious enough about how people wash their arse to start a thread about it.
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:43 am to Hangover Haven
This is the most chillingly refreshing nut sack and butthole body wash around. use caution if you're drying off over the AC vent....cold enough that it'll make your boys wanna crawl back up inside.
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:51 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Thanks to the advice Ive learned from the OT, I now shower with my bidet.
Two birds with one stone.
Two birds with one stone.
Posted on 5/29/24 at 9:56 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Lather up the big shower dildo and get a nice deep clean.
Posted on 5/29/24 at 10:06 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Your mom has this long luffa thing in her shower that I use
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