re: What's the tackiest/worst thing you've seen at a wedding? (pic of mine included)

The money dances I've seen were never planned. Someone just gets a jar and the mic and says hey let's have a $ dance.

Usually the trashiest looking groomsman.

For me it's either a camouflage themed wedding or tuxes and converse.

I went to a coworker's wedding at Winfrey Point on White Rock Lake.

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The bride, who was really hot, was carried into the room on a shield by four knights while this music played.

They lifted her up onto the stage where the groom was waiting in Medieval dress.

The man who performed the ceremony was up there with the groom. He had a wooden leg. Ninety percent of the 150-200 people in attendance were dressed in Medieval clothing complete with swords, helmets and crowns on the appropriate characters.

They were all members of a group that does weekends together where they fight with swords and such. They had a hierarchy and were seated accordingly with the bride and groom as the guest of the king and queen. All of the music was from Excalibur, Conan the Barbarian and other sources not usually chosen for weddings. Mead was served at the reception and most everyone drank lots of it.

The guy was a good salesman, really nice and he always had great costumes for Halloween. I really enjoyed the wedding and didn't think it was tacky, but I'm sure some here will. It was before cell phones had cameras, so I don't possess any pictures.

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If this is true I would argue it is the opposite of tacky. Maybe unconventional, but not tacky I

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It's actually true, they did a formal get together later but I told them I could save them money on a priest (shite is retardedly expensive). My stupid joke I made was that the catering was awful and I had to bring my own Taco Bell chalupa. I know, CSB.


ETA I only signed the papers, I tried to do the whole ceremony and speech but my coworker cut me off and told me to "sign the damn papers and quit being an idiot".

Bridesmaid giving head to some dude in a tux...Nashville about 10 years ago...At the reception I took the servants elevator up stairs for a smoke thinking it would be a quick and out of the way ride... a different dude is dog styling same girl...he said ...'dont mind us come on in" I said I think you are doing that already....

Ehh guess I'm trashy cause we had that saying too haha

It's not the saying

Went to a wedding in someone's backyard once. It had rained a lot in the days leading up to it. The groom, who weighed just shy of 300, thought it'd be a good idea to sit down in one of the chairs that was out on the lawn. When he sat down those chair legs sliced through that sod so quickly that the groom was sitting inches from the ground in a flash.

Going to a backyard wedding this weekend. Ought to be a tattoo Fest. I'll give a report on Monday.

I'm going to go with a ranch dressing fountain at the reception. Bridesmaids and groomsmen wearing boots also top the list.

Would any of you guys object to a coed group of college kids standing in a church cemetery smoking pot between the wedding and the reception? We weren't standing over anyone.

Is a priest that drives into the rectory 10 minutes before the wedding starts trashy. How about him only taking five minutes to make it to the church in his robes after we saw him run in the house in shorts with his wind sailing craft on it's trailer. Same guy got pretty lit too.

Both stories from the same wedding in Hammond.