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re: What's the point of open marriages?
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:24 pm to Black n Gold
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:24 pm to Black n Gold
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want to bang my wife in a room full of other couples banging. No trading. Is that weird?
Not a wife, but I did have sex in a women's bathroom of a bar in a stall eith no doors.
Worst parts: dead sober, on the clock.
Fired immediately.
Worth it. Had quite the crowd by the end of it. I still can't step foot in a local bar without people laughing and looking. This was years ago.
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Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:24 pm to Slippy
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There are many aspects of humanity, I think, that separate us from other beasts. The capacity for love and devotion is one of them
Another is the ability to sit in judgment and have a false sense of superiority like you.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:25 pm to finchmeister08
You want kids.
+ you want some side pieces without having to hide it.
=open marriage
+ you want some side pieces without having to hide it.
=open marriage
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:28 pm to X123F45
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Not a wife, but I did have sex in a women's bathroom of a bar in a stall eith no doors. Worst parts: dead sober, on the clock. Fired immediately. Worth it. Had quite the crowd by the end of it. I still can't step foot in a local bar without people laughing and looking. This was years ago.
Did you get fired before or after finishing?
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:30 pm to Konkey Dong
quote:I kinda think that if you are nailing some chick in the women's bathroom at your place of employment, that qualifies as "quitting".
Did you get fired before or after finishing?
That's what I'd tell people anyway.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:42 pm to uway
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That's kind of a big one to cross of the list. You can say that it's wrong to see sexual exclusivity as a big part of marriage, but that's ridiculous. You're redefining marriage. You should come up with a new term for it
Um, sex isn't even the biggest part of marriage. I mean hell, most couples who stay together eventually live long enough to where it's not even PART of their marriage.
My wife is a fantastic companion. I also absolutely admire her caring and charitable nature. I've never met anyone as likely to help their fellow man as her. shite, just yesterday, she passed a homeless guy on the way home. Turned around. Went to an ATM. Asked him if she could buy him food at one of the places near where he was. Walked him over and bought him a full meal. Then handed him $20 and left.
THAT is the human I married. And, that shite is routine for her. That's her daily "no big deal" helping.
My wife has made me a MUCH better person with my fellow man. I know that the folks on the poli board would find that odd cause you know, "libertarians hate people". HA
So no. I like my term for it just fine. I married the most awesome female human that has ever crossed my path. If you chopped my dick off tomorrow and sewed her shite shut, I'd still want to be with her.
shite. Sex is an "extra".
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:46 pm to ShortyRob
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shite, just yesterday, she passed a homeless guy on the way home. Turned around. Went to an ATM. Asked him if she could buy him food at one of the places near where he was. Walked him over and bought him a full meal. Then handed him $20 and left.
Did she frick him?
Sorry... I had to.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:48 pm to Konkey Dong
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Did you get fired before or after finishing?
Honest answer... Couldn't finish, performance anxiety. Also I broke one of the sides of the stall and she fell before I could catch her.
As for having an amazing wife and sharing, if I ever catch anyone on my playground, I will initially assume rape and kill them. If it turns out to be consensual, I'll kill the only witness.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:49 pm to Slippy
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Adultery once was a basis for community shaming.
Only female adulterers.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:52 pm to terd ferguson
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Did she frick him?
Sorry... I had to.
LOL. Fair enough.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 3:54 pm to X123F45
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As for having an amazing wife and sharing, if I ever catch anyone on my playground, I will initially assume rape and kill them. If it turns out to be consensual, I'll kill the only witness.
Well. If she's doing it and you don't know about it and it isn't part of your deal, then yeah, that's called cheating/dishonesty.
Dishonesty in marriage blows.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 4:13 pm to ShortyRob
Just wanted to say you have been awesome in this thread.
Also, I feel very insecure right about now....
Also, I feel very insecure right about now....
Posted on 6/22/15 at 4:15 pm to bigpetedatiga
Props to ShortyRob for his responses today
Posted on 6/22/15 at 4:55 pm to ShortyRob
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If you had lived next to me for the last 5 years, you'd have no idea. Hell, most people think my wife is a goody goody. Seriously. The occasional time when we trust someone enough to let them know, they are stunned that little Ms. Super helper, charity girl who NEVER cusses is a freak.
this times a billion.
It's ALWAYS the quiet ones....always.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:00 pm to Slippy
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Adultery once was a basis for community shaming.
Now it's a party theme.
(And yes, we are all potential adulters, so I'm not claiming any moral high ground.)
Actually you are.
First of all, it's not adultery if everyone is in on the "secret". It's consensual non-monogamy.
Second of all I would guarantee you on the street in your innocent suburb that you live on, there is at least one if not more non-monogamous people getting after it once a week or so.
The red states of this country are far and away more likely to be practicing this then the blue states...trust me on that one.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:01 pm to Slippy
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If you believe that morality is subjective, then I guess not. But I know lots of moral relativists who are happily monogomous.
Certainly.
I know more then a few couples who are happily monogamous and a few who are happily non-monogamous. It's your marriage and whatever you decide you want to make of it is the important thing.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:02 pm to Black n Gold
quote:
I want to bang my wife in a room full of other couples banging. No trading. Is that weird?
nope
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:03 pm to asurob1
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It's ALWAYS the quiet ones....always.
My wife will fool you in a minute. To describe her without you witnessing her would make you think, "dear God, she's gotta be boring".
She doesn't cuss. Doesn't use the words pussy, cock, dick or any other such slang.
So you're thinking....."so she never says "frick me" or "I wanna suck your cock" or anything like that?
Nope. She just does her thing.
Most people we know probably think she's this delicate little naive flower who the older guy snapped up when she was young cause she didn't know any better.
And, I'm content to let them think that.
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:04 pm to ShortyRob
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THAT is the human I married. And, that shite is routine for her. That's her daily "no big deal" helping.
My wife has made me a MUCH better person with my fellow man. I know that the folks on the poli board would find that odd cause you know, "libertarians hate people". HA
So no. I like my term for it just fine. I married the most awesome female human that has ever crossed my path. If you chopped my dick off tomorrow and sewed her shite shut, I'd still want to be with her.
shite. Sex is an "extra".
Posted on 6/22/15 at 5:05 pm to asurob1
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Second of all I would guarantee you on the street in your innocent suburb that you live on, there is at least one if not more non-monogamous people getting after it once a week or so.
Went to a large party back in 2008. Knew there would be people we didn't know.
Our neighbors were there.
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