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re: What's the most absurd ticket you've ever received ?

Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:00 pm to
Red light ticket even though the power was out after Issac.
Posted by rsylve
Terrytown, LA
Member since Feb 2013
3961 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:00 pm to
$293 for riding on the HOV solo.
Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1148 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:00 pm to
Pulled over by a motorcycle cop on the closed streets of LSU.




I rolled through a stop sign on my BICYCLE.


Got an attorney. Won.
Posted by AndyJ
Member since Jul 2008
3421 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:02 pm to
Did you actually read his post, you moron?
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6552 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:02 pm to
The wife has a "not stopping long enough" at a stop sign and a "did not come to a complete stop" at no longer used railroad tracks at a YIELD sign.
Same female cop for both tickets in Senoia GA. We live there but refuse to put GA plates on our cars because frick paying $4400 ad valorem plus emissions and inspection. We still have property in TN so we use that address and only pay $25 a year for registration. The cops know this, don't like it, and give BS tickets because of it.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17953 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:02 pm to
Tail light out on my boat trailer. I had just pulled it out and blew a bulb. Some dick Florida Highway Patrolman wrote me for a $115 ticket.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18368 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

I rolled through a stop sign on my BICYCLE.


Follow the rules of the road you fricking criminal.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18368 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Did you actually read his post, you moron?



Did you? Wtf was the point of pulling someone over for going 1mph over? To prove a point? Abuse authority? That isn't cool and gives cops a bad name.
Posted by hobotiger
Asbury Park, NJ
Member since Nov 2007
5352 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:08 pm to
Illegal use of the horn. At a red light behind a car, light turns green, driver fooling with the gps and doesn't go. I hit the horn a few times and went around them. Was a cop and ticketed me for reckless driving and illegal use of the horn
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:09 pm to
Went to my MIL house, I noticed her inspection sticker was out. I told her, she asked me to go get it inspected for her. Of course, on the way there a cop stops me for the sticker. I tell him what was up. He didn't want to hear it. $145 ticket MIL never paid me back for either
This post was edited on 3/2/16 at 5:10 pm
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:09 pm to
Just lost an hearing over parking in a fire zone that's not a fire zone. It's a technicality, though. They wouldn't accept my photographic evidence because it wasn't hard copy. It'll be overturned once I mail that in.

Posted by Golfer
Member since Nov 2005
75052 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:16 pm to
Had a friend call 911 and asked to be transferred to non-emergency line immediate to report an incident that required police assistance. This was pre-smart phone days and he didn't have the local police's non-emergency number.

Cop shows up 80 minutes later and writes him an illegal use of 911 ticket, then leaves.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:23 pm to
"Rolling stop" on LSU campus.
Posted by Richard Castle
St. George, La.
Member since Nov 2012
1891 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:24 pm to
Open container as a passenger.

Stupid law.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16967 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:32 pm to
37 in a 35, about 100ft from my house
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:33 pm to
Possession of marijuana. This ticket was written by a dirtbag with a DUI. fricking retarded.

Second most absurd is window tint written by a cop driving a cop car with blacked out windows.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34637 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:34 pm to
I got a 73 in a 70 at the Washington exit north of Opelousas on I49 and I got a public urination one night when I was pouring a beer out in tigerland.
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:36 pm to
Got a warning ticket for buzzing a stop sign, on my bicycle, at the age of 8.
I thank that motorcycle cop often in my mind since I lived to be my age.
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29849 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:41 pm to
Got a 58 in a 55. State trooper tried to pull over four cars in a row. Car in front of me hit the gas and kept going. I stupidly stopped. She told the other cars to slow down and immediately asked for my license. I never said a word out of the way to her. She asked me where I was going and when I told her I was on my way to my grandparents, she had dispatch call them to tell them I "would be a little late because I had a run in with the police". Scared my grandparents to death.

Oh the other end, I talked my way out of a ticket in Sicily Island late one night driving back from an LSU game. I wasn't speeding, but I can't believe the cop took my word on it and let me go.
Posted by Dav
Dhan
Member since Feb 2010
8142 posts
Posted on 3/2/16 at 5:42 pm to
Got a "move over law" ticket driving in from MS a few months ago. Cop was pulling someone over on the shoulder and I passed him in the right lane without moving to the left. He was on the FAR END of the shoulder and tracked me down and gave me a ticket for not getting over.

$200 of bullshite
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